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deliocentric 

A word that can be used by people whose names start with "Del..."(e.g. Delia, Delilah, Delton). It's like heliocentric, but you are the sun of your own universe.
So, from your position, the universe is deliocentric. (The world basically revolves around you)
Person: "beautiful faces everywhere, but beautiful minds are hard to find"
Delia: "So am I the beautiful face or the beautiful mind?"
Person: "I like how you assumed it was about you, and not generic. You're so deliocentric!"
Delia: "Well the world really does revolve around me."
deliocentric by zzarrathh December 20, 2021
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Diviocentric Theory

Diviocentrism is the astronomical model in which the Earth and planets revolve around a stationary Div at the center of the Solar System. The word comes from the Greek (δτζβ div "DivJawnBawn" and κέντρον kentron "center"). The idea has been theoretically applied in the fields of being late, repeating stories, and wondering what happened last night.
All things exist because of the great DJB. When he sleeps at night wheels of time temporarily suspend. Diviocentric Theory dictates this to be true.

decicentricism

Decicentrism is the tendency to believe that base ten number systems are superior to all others.
Your decicentricism gets my goat. I'm six feet tall and that's how I like it. You can take your meters and shove 'em.
decicentricism by smenjas April 12, 2011

Heliocentric Idiocracy 

The act of believing century-old assumptions to be scientific laws only because that's what they were told.
Albert, this is Heliocentric Idiocracy, Michelson clearly showed no motion whatsoever.

Anti-Heliocentric 

A person that neither a part of globe believers nor flat earth community.
Shirley: Hey do you believe that world is flat or globe?

Damian: Flat, but I'm Anti-Heliocentric .

Shirley: Huh?

Damian: Flat earthers believe it's a disc, I don't believe that.

Anti-Heliocentric 

noun
1.
a person who does not believe in heliocentrism.

''Damian: Why is Jake denying all about the solar system? Ethel: He is definitely a anti-heliocentric.''

Not to be confused with '' flat-earther'' or' 'flerfer''. Anti-Heliocentric is broader term to describe a person that REJECTS Heliocentrism and does not necessarily accept the mainstream flat earth model also.

Like Anti-theist and Atheist.
''Damian: Why is Jake denying all about the solar system? Ethel: He is definitely a anti-heliocentric.''