deusche bag 

Someone who is known for always saying or doing something that makes you just shake your head and glare at them like they are some kind of retard. Someone with very bad social skills.

Mike- "You know Sammy is the one who told the teacher she forgot to assign us homework."

Bill- "Man, what a deusche bag."

deusche bag by rambo tootles December 13, 2008

Deutsche Bag 

A German douche bag.

Klaus is a total Deutsche Bag...

Deutsche Bag by Smittytricks December 27, 2010

deuche bag 

This originally meant, literally, a bag to carry a device that women cleansed their vaginas with. It's now used as an insult, mostly against males, similar to calling them a jerk, bastard, etc. What the insult specifically implies seems to depend on regional vernacular.

"John, you're such a deuche bag for cheating on me."

deuche bag by doomweasel October 26, 2005

Deutsche-bag 

A person of the German descent, who is acting like the utmost of douches.

Guy 1: Fuck that guy Hans, he's such a douche-bag.

Guy 2: No way man he's German.

Guy 1: Right, Deutsche-bag.

Guy 2: NICE.

Deutsche-bag by poopoopoopopoopop March 6, 2012

Deusch Bag 

A bag used to clean out one's pussy after sexual intercourse.

Mama!!! Telling sis to clean up all the Deusch bags she left around the house. There is one in my soup!

Deusch Bag by Kevin April 10, 2004

Deutsche Bag 

A German or Dutch person, usually male, often moving in groups of 3 or 4, generally autochthonous to Stuttgart or Rotterdam, whose love of Kraft Werk and efficient industrial production do little to obfuscate their unpopularity in social circles outside of their own.

While shopping for butt-plugs in a Stuttgart suburb, Karl was attacked by a group of dirty Deutsche Bags and kicked in the back.

Deutsche Bag by Jambone March 27, 2004

Deuche Bag 

an ex-boyfriend that was nice to you and after breaking up is completely rude. He continually wants something fromm you but not a relationship.

Roberto is the biggest deuche bag i have ever met.

Deuche Bag by oXSinbabyXo July 7, 2009