Smittytricks's definitions

rankles my cankles

Something that is irritating or annoying, particularly to an overweight female. To rankle- to annoy. Cankles- see urban dictionary definition.

Can be said in jest, referring to yourself as a fat woman when you are not.

I can't believe Todd didn't pick up the tab at Golden Corral, that really rankles my cankles!

by Smittytricks December 30, 2011

DTM

Down to meetup

Hey girl on tinder, dtm?

by Smittytricks January 5, 2014

Deutsche Bag

A German douche bag.

Klaus is a total Deutsche Bag...

by Smittytricks December 27, 2010

Smackins

Undesirable leftovers.

Who left the smackins on the counter?
or
The only girls left at midnight were smackins.

by Smittytricks December 28, 2010

Smitty Colada

A refreshing cocktail that contains both rohypnol and a Plan B. Named after Smitty, a gentleman who cared about overpopulation and single mothers.

Someone have Jessica a smitty colada.

by Smittytricks July 5, 2014

anal kegel

An exercise involving the clenching and releasing of the sphincter muscle of the anus. Useful for restrengthening a blown out brown eye for future corn-holing.

Ben thought that he would never be able to satisfy his partner again after he blew out his o-ring during cocktogon. Luckily for him, his partner told him about anal kegels.

by Smittytricks June 19, 2011