Smittytricks's definitions
Something that is irritating or annoying, particularly to an overweight female. To rankle- to annoy. Cankles- see urban dictionary definition.
Can be said in jest, referring to yourself as a fat woman when you are not.
Can be said in jest, referring to yourself as a fat woman when you are not.
by Smittytricks December 30, 2011
Get the rankles my canklesmug. 
A refreshing cocktail that contains both rohypnol and a Plan B. Named after Smitty, a gentleman who cared about overpopulation and single mothers.
by Smittytricks July 5, 2014
Get the Smitty Coladamug. by Smittytricks December 27, 2010
Get the Deutsche Bagmug. by Smittytricks December 28, 2010
Get the Smackinsmug. An exercise involving the clenching and releasing of the sphincter muscle of the anus. Useful for restrengthening a blown out brown eye for future corn-holing.
Ben thought that he would never be able to satisfy his partner again after he blew out his o-ring during cocktogon. Luckily for him, his partner told him about anal kegels.
by Smittytricks June 19, 2011
Get the anal kegelmug.