Definitions by Smittytricks
Smitty Colada
A refreshing cocktail that contains both rohypnol and a Plan B. Named after Smitty, a gentleman who cared about overpopulation and single mothers.
Smitty Colada by Smittytricks July 5, 2014
rankles my cankles
Something that is irritating or annoying, particularly to an overweight female. To rankle- to annoy. Cankles- see urban dictionary definition.
Can be said in jest, referring to yourself as a fat woman when you are not.
Can be said in jest, referring to yourself as a fat woman when you are not.
rankles my cankles by Smittytricks December 30, 2011
anal kegel
An exercise involving the clenching and releasing of the sphincter muscle of the anus. Useful for restrengthening a blown out brown eye for future corn-holing.
Ben thought that he would never be able to satisfy his partner again after he blew out his o-ring during cocktogon. Luckily for him, his partner told him about anal kegels.
anal kegel by Smittytricks June 19, 2011
Smackins
Smackins by Smittytricks December 28, 2010
Deutsche Bag
Deutsche Bag by Smittytricks December 27, 2010