by Smittytricks December 28, 2010
Something that is irritating or annoying, particularly to an overweight female. To rankle- to annoy. Cankles- see urban dictionary definition.
Can be said in jest, referring to yourself as a fat woman when you are not.
Can be said in jest, referring to yourself as a fat woman when you are not.
by Smittytricks December 30, 2011
An exercise involving the clenching and releasing of the sphincter muscle of the anus. Useful for restrengthening a blown out brown eye for future corn-holing.
Ben thought that he would never be able to satisfy his partner again after he blew out his o-ring during cocktogon. Luckily for him, his partner told him about anal kegels.
by Smittytricks June 19, 2011
by Smittytricks December 27, 2010
A refreshing cocktail that contains both rohypnol and a Plan B. Named after Smitty, a gentleman who cared about overpopulation and single mothers.
by Smittytricks July 05, 2014