deturd

A word which was coined in the basement of Coate Hall. It has no real meaning, but is used when one needs to laugh at the coin-ees (lack of) intelligence.

Kirk was deturd when he heard how wrong he was.

by Stephanie111 January 5, 2008

Detard

It is a higher form of Retard, Its used when someone says or does the absolute, most stupidest thing ever. A dumb retard

Mike: “What do you think will happen if i jump out the 5 story window?”
Mike:*jumps out the fucking window* *nigga breaks both legs*
Karen: “You fucking detarded ass nigga”

by juancena14 November 19, 2019

Deterdinged

When an extremely unlikely event happens that causes you harm, great annoyance or problems.

“Bro, the post mans parking break gave out and his truck rolled down and slammed into my car. I’ve been Deterdinged!”

by JMRR11 August 8, 2021

Detarded

The act of being so stupid/retarded that it makes one who is retarded a genious.

Jim: "That guy eating dried concrete is detarded."
Joe: "True that."

by Michael Atchison April 27, 2006

detard

To make less retarded

"I'll need a few minutes to detard this plan of action you've come up with."

by Captain Neckfat January 17, 2008

deturdgent

A cleaning product used to remove turd stains from laundry.

I have serious turd stains on my boxers, so I had to wash with a deturdgent.

by I. P. Daly November 9, 2012

Deturtilization

The act of undoing a turtle to a backpack.

Turtlee: MAN! I've been turtled....
Teacher: Alright, guys help him in his deturtilization process.
Class: *groans* FINE.

by MayJumbDeb January 29, 2012