Detardation 

The systematic isolation of retards, idiots, or douchebags by a major corporation.

Susan: DUDE have you played WoW recently?
Jacob: Yeah! Dungeon groups are always so bad.

Susan: Srsly...Bliz has committed some serious detardation.

Detardation by lamort January 25, 2011

Second Hand Retardation 

When your IQ lowers due to an encounter with an individual who is low in intelligence, also can be referred to as "second hand autism".

"God I think I got second hand retardation after talking to that dumbass!"

"Dude I saw you talking to Rawny, be careful! You may get secind hand retardation after conversing with that vegetable!"

"I think I fell victim to second hand retardation I can feel my brain cells killing themselves!"

Second Hand Retardation by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord May 30, 2017

Internet Retardation

The devastating mental deterioration of Internet users. The process typically begins when visiting 4chan, Twitter, Reddit, or Discord. Users who frequent these sites often despise each other, and are all unable to function in real life. Symptoms of Internet retardation are also present in the younger generation, such as gachatards and Roblox users. Older generations who use Facebook will also suffer from Internet Retardation. Internet retardation is a global phenomena that can be prevented. Methods such as touching grass and talking to people in real life can help.

4chan btard : n*gger n*gger guys look at me I said the n word!!!!!! I hate tranny sped kids!!!!!! I'm so edgy guys!!
Twitter stan: sllaayyyyyy 💅 #cancelwhitepeople #menareevil #dreamfootfetishacceptance #whydidmydadleaveme
Redditard: Keanu big chungus 42069 lmao! I wonder why nobody laughs when I blast the Soviet national anthem!
Discord mod: I will ban you if you talk to my kitten like that. Follow #rules bud. Nobody gets in the way of me and my 9yr old anime pfp girlfriend.

Normie: I have a normal life and don't spend 25 hours a day online. How's your day? By the way, have you heard of incels? Must be tough having internet retardation.

Internet Retardation by Niga Jonsin October 19, 2022

Praise and Degradation Kinks 

While these kinks seem like they may contradict each other, they generally don't.
This kink is for girls with daddy issues. Usually people with these kinks also enjoy being slapped, choked, tied up, or spit on during sex. This kink is very common for women, but can also be for men.

Daddy: "You're such a pretty little slut for me, aren't you princess."
Princess: "Yes, daddy."
Daddy: "That's my good girl."
Daddy in his mind: "My girlfriend's Praise and Degradation Kinks are getting baddddd"

Other Examples May Include:
"My cute little whore"
"Who's my dirty little cumslut?"
etc.

Praise and Degradation Kinks by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 December 10, 2021

Midnight Retardation 

Midnight retardation happens in the late hours of the night when you are so tired that you can't think of anything meaningful to say, so you just talk about bulshit topics all night with the homies.

You can't fully explain midnight retardation, but everyone's felt it once in their life.

Damn that midnight retardation be hitting hard.
I like dolplins as well.

Midnight Retardation by sasho184, sashimi April 15, 2022

Group Retardation 

Retardation when seen in a group of people, this strain of retardation seems to be quite prevalent in 80% of the dota community.

noob: Dam u suk att d0ta, u liek dat cok eh, gulp gulp
noob 2: lolololol

pro: looks like you guys are afflicted with group retardation, you should seek help at playdota.com

Group Retardation by wasabiwaffles August 1, 2011

mental retardation

me

i have mental retardation

mental retardation by Charuzu April 20, 2022