Deterdinged

When an extremely unlikely event happens that causes you harm, great annoyance or problems.

“Bro, the post mans parking break gave out and his truck rolled down and slammed into my car. I’ve been Deterdinged!”

Deterdinged by JMRR11 August 8, 2021

determined look

The look you have on your face when you go to a field party and do a keg stand in your 20 year old letterman jacket.

Oh my god that guy is walking into beef O’Bradys with a determined look.

determined look by Ballerassboii August 24, 2018

Determined 

To accomplish a certain task no matter what the odds may be. The will to tell yourself that no matter how bad it is, or how bad it gets, I'm going to make it.

I am determined to accomplish my dreams and goals no matter what I have to go through, I will succeed.

Determined by TheInnerVoice January 25, 2015

Determined Hippie 

When an individual is so determined that not even a Scooby Snack will change his or her mind.

Max: "Dude please let me borrow your van!"
Derin: "Nuh uh man."
Max: "Come on, not even for a Scooby Snack?"
Derin: "Get out of my pad Max."
Max: "Sheesh, you're such a determined hippie dude."

Determined Hippie by Santi's Apprentice August 19, 2014

determined hooker 

when you are dressed as a two bit hooker, refuse to be called one, and are determined as fuck to be one.

"jessica is literally a determined hooker"

determined hooker by Gassypasted November 30, 2017

Determined 

Pounding your cranium against an obstacle till your ears hemorrhage and you lose vision due to an unattainable, impractical objective that all others prior to you have failed to accomplish using equivalent techniques.

Man 1: I've been trying to hook up with Lissy for two months now.

Man 2: Dude, she's a lesbian.

Man 1: I'm determined to make her my girl.

Determined by Mark the man Jor Dan July 5, 2008

Deterding

an extraordinary human being who is obsessive-compulsive and uses scientific facts as logic. deterdings are reserved at first, but as you get to know them, they are assertive and a great loyal companion. somewhat nerdy but devilishly attractive and one of the greatest people you will ever encounter

Nobody else compares to Deterding

Ask Deterding, he will know the solution

Deterding is so organized and precise. He's so feminine, it's like being with a woman

Dammit Deterding...how can you be so geeky and yet so irresistible to the ladies

Deterding by Priggster March 3, 2009