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detlev

another way of saying 'gutted'
invented by tika and rach
tika - ya maas in a zoo
rach - detlev
by tika23 May 26, 2008
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Ditlev

Ditlev is a cool guy, he also have a large penis
Ditlev is great
by JJTAG101 January 21, 2017
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delevolous

worthy of rape; slug worthy
Hello Gina, you are looking mighty delevolous this evening.
by bill polkins April 22, 2006
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Delevingner

A person who is ultimately obsessed with Cara Delevingne. May comment, post pictures of, or have a fan account for Cara Delevingne.

They are supportive and loyal to their role model.
Person 1: Who's that wearing the CARAXDKNY hat?

Person 2: Oh, that's a Delevingner.
by carasgrapes February 16, 2017
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Delevation

The opposite of elevation.
Refers to the act of lowering in the downward direction from a certain height.
Wow, look at the mad delevation of these stairs bruv!
by WooJdog! May 17, 2018
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Detlef

Detlef belongs to every class of words, be it a noun, a verb, many pronouns, a proverb, all the articles, the seventh preposition and even a yuge adjective.
SCENE; coffeeshop

Felted (Sitting down at a tiny table): Hey, other people whose names happen to be randomly arranged versions of my own name!

Lefted: Hey there Felted, have you seen my new Dethleff caravan?

Tedfel: Calm down, you Detlef noun

Lefted: Tedfel, don't just Detlef verb in

Felted: Let's take a breather! As Confucius said, "Detlef" proverb

Tedfel: Felted, you can use your Detlef adjective saying, but detlef article fact is that Lefted always shows off his goddamn things

Suddenly, an asteroid collided with Earth, causing extinction of all Dinosaurs, ending the conversation between Lefted, Tedfel, and Felted, who were Dinosaurs, by the way, which is blowing your mind right now harder than the asteroid. This also explains to the captivated reader why the dinosaur 'Felted' could not sit down. This was clearly because said shop exclusively contained human tables, which seemed eerily inconvenient at the time, but proved to be a yuge marketing success in the later human era.

END

At this point, detlef pronoun think that it is imperative the audience knows Confucius never said the aforementioned quote detlef preposition any of his encounters, books, arguments, conversations, scrolls, scientific papers, technical reports, minutes of meetings, interviews, newspaper articles, book reviews, Thanksgiving speeches, town hall meetings, video conferences, detlefs noun #2, questionnaires, blogs, vlogs, facebook posts, tweets, tv appearances or reality shows.
by OGYourski February 27, 2017
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Detlef Schrempf

A former NBA basketball player known around league locker rooms as having the largest cock in the league. As a verb "Detlef Schrempfed" or "schrempfed" or "D. Schrempfed" refers to being royally fucked as if by the largest cock imaginable.
I was in a bar and this girl "Detlef Schrempfed" me in front of my crew when she laughed after I asked her for Chili Dog sex.
by Ross June 16, 2006
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