Detlef 

Detlef belongs to every class of words, be it a noun, a verb, many pronouns, a proverb, all the articles, the seventh preposition and even a yuge adjective.

SCENE; coffeeshop

Felted (Sitting down at a tiny table): Hey, other people whose names happen to be randomly arranged versions of my own name!

Lefted: Hey there Felted, have you seen my new Dethleff caravan?

Tedfel: Calm down, you Detlef noun

Lefted: Tedfel, don't just Detlef verb in

Felted: Let's take a breather! As Confucius said, "Detlef" proverb

Tedfel: Felted, you can use your Detlef adjective saying, but detlef article fact is that Lefted always shows off his goddamn things

Suddenly, an asteroid collided with Earth, causing extinction of all Dinosaurs, ending the conversation between Lefted, Tedfel, and Felted, who were Dinosaurs, by the way, which is blowing your mind right now harder than the asteroid. This also explains to the captivated reader why the dinosaur 'Felted' could not sit down. This was clearly because said shop exclusively contained human tables, which seemed eerily inconvenient at the time, but proved to be a yuge marketing success in the later human era.

END

At this point, detlef pronoun think that it is imperative the audience knows Confucius never said the aforementioned quote detlef preposition any of his encounters, books, arguments, conversations, scrolls, scientific papers, technical reports, minutes of meetings, interviews, newspaper articles, book reviews, Thanksgiving speeches, town hall meetings, video conferences, detlefs noun #2, questionnaires, blogs, vlogs, facebook posts, tweets, tv appearances or reality shows.

Detlef by OGYourski February 27, 2017

Detlef 

One of a Kind. He is Smart but will have his stupid moments. Great at Style. Surrounded with Girls but Somehow still Single

My Boy is a Detlef

Detlef by 2La6Crisis November 22, 2021

Detlef Schrempf 

A former NBA basketball player known around league locker rooms as having the largest cock in the league. As a verb "Detlef Schrempfed" or "schrempfed" or "D. Schrempfed" refers to being royally fucked as if by the largest cock imaginable.

I was in a bar and this girl "Detlef Schrempfed" me in front of my crew when she laughed after I asked her for Chili Dog sex.

Detlef Schrempf by Ross June 16, 2006

detlef d soos 

A German fitness trainer which is often used in memes in germany.

My name is Detlef d soost and im happy to sees your saas. Soos Sees Saas.

detlef d soos by Darrek July 22, 2017

Detlef Schrempf 

A former NBA basketball player known around league locker rooms as having the largest cock in the league. As a verb "Detlef Schrempfed" or "schrempfed" or "D. Schrempfed" refers to being royally fucked as if by the largest cock imaginable.

I was in a bar and this girl "Detlef Schrempfed" me in front of my crew when she laughed after I asked her for Chili Dog sex.

Detlef Schrempf by Ross Shields September 2, 2008

detlev

another way of saying 'gutted'
invented by tika and rach

tika - ya maas in a zoo
rach - detlev

detlev by tika23 May 26, 2008

delefating 

The act of sneezing in a girls vagina while she is on her period.

"Oh my God" said Ashley. "What"? asked Ali. "Well i was laying in bed last night and I cought Robbie delefating in my twat". Ali "Wow"

delefating by Lola B August 17, 2006