desponk

Noun. Someone Craziya
Adjective. Someone acting a bit crazy

Noun. Hussain Safar is desponk/craziya

Adjective. Hassan Hussain is such a desponk

by Desponk June 2, 2022

desponk

Noun. Someone Craziya
Adjective. Someone acting a bit crazy

Noun. Panda Luv Bamboo is desponk/craziya

Adjective. Plant me is such a desponk

by Desponk June 2, 2022

Despondex

Made by Pfizer in collaboration with The Onion News Network, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness. It can prevent loud joyful squeals when a friend calls, Christmas caroling, costume parties, talking in line at a grocery store, community potlucks, excessive hugging, and smiles.

Are you annoyingly happy?
Despondex could be right for you.
If you are in a good mood occasionally that is normal but if you have a persistant positive outlook on life you should ask your doctor about Despondex.
Now you too can waste a night sitting on the couch with your friends or family watching a TV show no one enjoys.
Despondex prevents happiness better than watching the news, considering man's impact on nature, checking your bank balance, and thinking about how old you are and how little you have accomplished.

by ericri September 10, 2009

Despondent

down in the dumps

Fayaz is despondent when Anthony misses their 3:30 PM hug appointment. See also: inconsolable.

by BrandonWalsh April 11, 2014

despondent

Fucking hopeless.

Johnny was despondent because his IQ was 4.

by Fred Jung. October 17, 2003

Desponse

A response to a message that was sent extremely late or out of a reasonable time frame.

From text message:

Girl-hey what you up to (sent 2:00pm)
Guy-nutin much kickin back at my casa btw sorry about my Desponse (sent 4:27 pm)
Girl-it's ok I was gonna invite you to the movies but we just got back from seeing it
Guy-oh. Damn

by Shainsworth of VTA March 30, 2009

despunkitated

having the spunk or cheer taken out of you

by bluliqdsurfergrl March 13, 2003