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demockeracy 

The current system of government in most Western countries where corporate donations and secret ballots allow private interests to determine public policy. A portmanteau of "mockery" and "democracy".
Our government isn't a democracy; it's a demockeracy, a bad political joke!
demockeracy by AdamNTM February 23, 2012
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A sexual act that will take over the shocker in popularity. It means to insert the index and middle finger of both hands back to back into a woman's vagina, then continuously curling and straightening your fingers for optimal pleasure.
Guy A: Dude, what did you do with Brittney last night?

Guy B: I took her back to my place and I dejocked her bitch ass

Guy A: Holy shit, you're a REAL man now!
dejock by UofIoglesby2 November 3, 2007
When you feel like doing literally nothing all day long except fucking around all the time, even though you got work to do and you are not depressed or unhealthy.
Damn I've got three books to study and I cannot begin, I'm so decocked.
Tomorrow it's gonna be another shitty Monday at work and I'm so decocked I'll call in sick.
decocked by er Moskoni March 14, 2023
Derock is a Service Team, he can do everything.
Oh wow, thanks Derock!
Derock by MonkeyMax_YT April 24, 2021

Derockdrated 

Comes from the word 'dehydrated', but put into the terms of a person who loves rock music.
Man I'm so derockdrated, I NEED HEAVY METAL!!
Derockdrated by Simulator February 22, 2008
noun
an absurd or hypocritical imitation of the democratic system of government
That last election was so obviously rigged, I must live in a demockery.

Was Andrew Jackson's signing of the Indian Removal Act a total demockery or what?!
demockery by SNAAB93 September 7, 2013
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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