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A more extreme use (or exaggeration) of the work dick.
Deock would be used in place of dick, penis, cock, etc.

It is sometimes used for humor, with accentuation being placed on the word 'deock.'
"That guy's a total deock!"

"Don't be such a friggin deock, man."

"There are dicks, and then there are deocks, and that right there is a deock!"
deock by Jacob MacLean January 9, 2008
Words you can keep
You can suck my deock
Deock by Baba Ock May 25, 2019
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slang for dick and meant to be more hurtful.
Dude, colin stole my dildo and pleasured his mom with it. He was being such a deock it's not even funny.
deock by Dhawk July 1, 2007

Monster Docked

Originating from the term dock and docking monster docked is when a similar act is performed but instead of the foreskin being used, the recipient receives the penis of another man through the japs eye.
Man you should of seen it Dion was getting intimate with Chucky, his penis is that small he was monster docked.. Dion must be 3 inches when it’s rock solid...
Monster Docked by Dirk Rictor2 August 1, 2019

Deckerstar 

A ship that will never get in bed together unless hell freezes over
Hey did you see that hell froze over?

Omg! That means Deckerstar finally had sex!
Deckerstar by Lucifannnn June 15, 2019

Deck bits 

1. Women's genitalea, breasts and Vagina; 2. Metal bollards on jettys or wharves which boats use to tie up to.
Check out the deck bits on her; throw out a line we need to tie up to that deck bit.
Deck bits by Craighanna June 16, 2013

the upper decker 

the act of deficating in the upper tank of ones toilet leaving a foul stench undiscovered with the remnants of muddy water
before i got kicked out of that bar last night i gave them the upper decker
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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