dejock

A sexual act that will take over the shocker in popularity. It means to insert the index and middle finger of both hands back to back into a woman's vagina, then continuously curling and straightening your fingers for optimal pleasure.

Guy A: Dude, what did you do with Brittney last night?

Guy B: I took her back to my place and I dejocked her bitch ass

Guy A: Holy shit, you're a REAL man now!

by UofIoglesby2 November 3, 2007

dejock

A Kid with red hair who eats crap

You see that kid over there? Hes dejock, he ate my crap

by Matt Vis January 14, 2008

demockeracy

The current system of government in most Western countries where corporate donations and secret ballots allow private interests to determine public policy. A portmanteau of "mockery" and "democracy".

Our government isn't a democracy; it's a demockeracy, a bad political joke!

by AdamNTM February 23, 2012

decocked

When you feel like doing literally nothing all day long except fucking around all the time, even though you got work to do and you are not depressed or unhealthy.

Damn I've got three books to study and I cannot begin, I'm so decocked.
Tomorrow it's gonna be another shitty Monday at work and I'm so decocked I'll call in sick.

by er Moskoni March 14, 2023

Derock

Derock is a Service Team, he can do everything.

Oh wow, thanks Derock!

by MonkeyMax_YT April 24, 2021

Derockdrated

Comes from the word 'dehydrated', but put into the terms of a person who loves rock music.

Man I'm so derockdrated, I NEED HEAVY METAL!!

by Simulator February 22, 2008

demockery

noun
an absurd or hypocritical imitation of the democratic system of government

That last election was so obviously rigged, I must live in a demockery.

Was Andrew Jackson's signing of the Indian Removal Act a total demockery or what?!

by SNAAB93 September 7, 2013