Dekock

A small rounded blond haired child that lunges with each step. Commonly known as a Josie.

That Dekock just stole my sweat shirt and lunged away from me.

by Yummy420 November 28, 2019

deKock

deKock (de KOK') n. 1. One who is at the extreme of social naivety. 2. A person who believes that he or she is an expert on any and every subject, often feeling the need to interject himself or herself into another group of persons' conversation(s) when he or she is clearly not invited and/or welcome. 3. A person who believes that he or she knows enough about any subject and that everyone else should, in turn, value his or her opinion and/or suggestion in relation to said subject. 4. A person who interjects himself or herself into a conversation he or she was not originally a part of, generally using a verbal phrase or statement that is either controversial, seemingly random and/or unrelated, or lacking in any sort of logical foundation to which all other persons in the conversation are unable to understand why and whence this statement was verbalized in the first place, often creating at the least a very awkward silence for all other parties, ergo signaling the end of the conversation itself.

(...conversation between John and Sally...Billy walks up in middle of conversation and stares, listening intently, making both Sally and John uncomfortable)

John (to Sally): ...so I was wondering if it's possible to do a thermal analysis on the heat shield.
Sally (to John): Yes, we could run the results of the testing through our new computer program the software engineers created for us...
Billy (interjecting): Why don't we re-do the tests only this time paint the heat shield in a coat of non-electrically conductive silicone material with special enzymes that over time will create a solid biological protective barrier against heat, then run the heat shield over with a plasma torch and blast it with a radioactive stream of protons??

(...awkward silence...blank stares...Billy leaves)

John (to Sally): Man, that guy always has to be such a deKock!

by X!. December 14, 2008

deKock block

deKock block (de KOK' blok) v. 1. To impede or stand in the way of the progress of others in a very naive fashion. n. 2. The act of impeding or standing in the way the progress of others in a very naive fashion.

John: Sally, I need you to bust out the TPS reports by 4:20 so we can leave on time today.
Sally: I can't! Billy is bogarting all the spreadsheets so he can, and I quote, "think of a way to concoct some sort of new-fashioned analysis" and he says he won't be done until tomorrow...
John: Man, Billy is always deKock blocking my plans!

by X!. December 14, 2008

demockeracy

The current system of government in most Western countries where corporate donations and secret ballots allow private interests to determine public policy. A portmanteau of "mockery" and "democracy".

Our government isn't a democracy; it's a demockeracy, a bad political joke!

by AdamNTM February 23, 2012

dejock

A sexual act that will take over the shocker in popularity. It means to insert the index and middle finger of both hands back to back into a woman's vagina, then continuously curling and straightening your fingers for optimal pleasure.

Guy A: Dude, what did you do with Brittney last night?

Guy B: I took her back to my place and I dejocked her bitch ass

Guy A: Holy shit, you're a REAL man now!

by UofIoglesby2 November 3, 2007

decocked

When you feel like doing literally nothing all day long except fucking around all the time, even though you got work to do and you are not depressed or unhealthy.

Damn I've got three books to study and I cannot begin, I'm so decocked.
Tomorrow it's gonna be another shitty Monday at work and I'm so decocked I'll call in sick.

by er Moskoni March 14, 2023

Derock

Derock is a Service Team, he can do everything.

Oh wow, thanks Derock!

by MonkeyMax_YT April 24, 2021