demockery

noun
an absurd or hypocritical imitation of the democratic system of government

That last election was so obviously rigged, I must live in a demockery.

Was Andrew Jackson's signing of the Indian Removal Act a total demockery or what?!

demockery by SNAAB93 September 7, 2013

Demockery

A form of government where an election is fair only if Donald J Trump is the winner.

During the press conference in which he claimed without evidence that counting mail-in votes was voter fraud, President Trump revealed that he believes we live in a demockery.

Demockery by Darla Hood November 5, 2020

Acting demickey 

Irish slang for one not knowing what the hell he/she is doing. Usually results in the said person ending up looking like a total dumbass.

That's what you get for acting demickey Virginia!

Acting demickey by DripBayless August 4, 2014

Demonkey 

(Noun) Political Party Portmanteau: (De'mon'key) Demonkey is a new term for the Democratic Party and it's beloved mascot the "Donkey" aka "JACKASS".

"I went to a political rally last night and that Demonkey candidate sure made an ass of himself."

"Are you attending the Demonkey rally today"

Demonkey by 2smart4U February 21, 2013

demockeracy 

The current system of government in most Western countries where corporate donations and secret ballots allow private interests to determine public policy. A portmanteau of "mockery" and "democracy".

Our government isn't a democracy; it's a demockeracy, a bad political joke!

demockeracy by AdamNTM February 23, 2012

demonkeyize 

To shave your grizzly, monkey face when it has a bristly, out of control, unkempt beard.

Saddam Hussein needed to demonkeyize his face when he was found and captured, and doctors were looking in his mouth.

demonkeyize by Boffo April 2, 2007

demickey 

The act of acting in a manner that isn't expected and results in the person acting demickey to look even more stupid.

Bob: "Dude I shoved a pen up my butt and now it's bleeding."
Gob: "Brah, you're acting demickey."

demickey by Rune E. February 7, 2014