demockery

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noun
an absurd or hypocritical imitation of the democratic system of government

That last election was so obviously rigged, I must live in a demockery.

Was Andrew Jackson's signing of the Indian Removal Act a total demockery or what?!

demockery by SNAAB93 September 7, 2013

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Demockery

A form of government where an election is fair only if Donald J Trump is the winner.

During the press conference in which he claimed without evidence that counting mail-in votes was voter fraud, President Trump revealed that he believes we live in a demockery.

Demockery by Darla Hood November 5, 2020

Related Words

demockery • demockerycy • demockeracy • Demockercy • debockery • demickey • deMockracy • Dockery • dehockeybroify • Democary

Acting demickey

Irish slang for one not knowing what the hell he/she is doing. Usually results in the said person ending up looking like a total dumbass.

That's what you get for acting demickey Virginia!

Acting demickey by DripBayless August 4, 2014

Demonkey

(Noun) Political Party Portmanteau: (De'mon'key) Demonkey is a new term for the Democratic Party and it's beloved mascot the "Donkey" aka "JACKASS".

"I went to a political rally last night and that Demonkey candidate sure made an ass of himself."

"Are you attending the Demonkey rally today"

Demonkey by 2smart4U February 21, 2013

demockeracy

The current system of government in most Western countries where corporate donations and secret ballots allow private interests to determine public policy. A portmanteau of "mockery" and "democracy".

Our government isn't a democracy; it's a demockeracy, a bad political joke!

demockeracy by AdamNTM February 23, 2012

demonkeyize

To shave your grizzly, monkey face when it has a bristly, out of control, unkempt beard.

Saddam Hussein needed to demonkeyize his face when he was found and captured, and doctors were looking in his mouth.

demonkeyize by Boffo April 2, 2007

demickey

The act of acting in a manner that isn't expected and results in the person acting demickey to look even more stupid.

Bob: "Dude I shoved a pen up my butt and now it's bleeding."
Gob: "Brah, you're acting demickey."

demickey by Rune E. February 7, 2014

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026