deskorate 

when lame-ass office cogs decorate your cubicle to add excitement into an otherwise boring, meaningless work environment, for birthdays and such.

Oh great, my cubicle has been deskorated yet again. Yay, my life is so exciting.

deskorate by Gooky January 16, 2009

Decorate her face like a cake 

To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.

I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.

Decorate her face like a cake by bachass April 24, 2010

desperate af 

When you will literally suck anybody's dick to get what you want. Be it a subway sandwich or a light for you cigarette.

"If you let me touch your girls breast, I will give you a suck."

"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"

desperate af by Youknowwhothisisjamed September 20, 2017

Desperate 

feeling, showing, or involving a hopeless sense that a situation is so bad as to be impossible to deal with. A desperate person is a person that needs or wants something badly. someone who is to hopeless and just gives up. someone who is despairing, hopeless; anguished, distressed, wretched, desolate, forlorn, distraught, fraught; (of an act or attempt) tried in despair or when everything else has failed; having little hope of success. (of a situation) extremely bad, serious, or dangerous.

Brock is so desperate he needs someone's phone badly to text his friend for help.

Desperate by TheAwesomeJUNK November 3, 2018

Desecrated Toilet 

When you shit all over a public toilet seat thereby rendering the toilet useless and unbearable until it can be restored to a sanitary condition by a janitor who makes substantially more than minimum wage.

Hugo ate some undercooked poultry and left a desecrated toilet at the mall. They closed the west bathrooms for 3 hours while 5 janitors wearing X-Files suits with pressure washers full of phosphoric acid went to work to restore the bowl to its former glory. Hugo laughed. Then he shit his pants.

Desecrated Toilet by french fries and gravy July 31, 2006

desperate diamond 

the four cup re-rack formation in beer pong in which the shorter part of the diamond is pointing down the table. A clear act of desperation on behalf of the re-racking team.

this term is often mistakenly used to describe a dirty diamond, which has the longer part pointing down the table.

bp player 1: yo dude, I need a re-rack. I'm desperate.

bp player 2: going for the desperate diamond?

bp player 1: I've got no choice....

desperate diamond by tmcg February 7, 2009

Desperate eyes 

When even the most repulsive people appear attractive due to an extended period of loneliness.

Jessica: "The things I would do to that guy with the ponytail."
Carmen: "Jessica, I think that's a woman. You have some desperate eyes."

Desperate eyes by Jmarev June 9, 2013