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Desperationship 

A relationship that someone only goes into because they are desperate and can't find anyone else to go out with them.
Girl 1: Honey, what made you go out with him in the first place?

Girl 2: I was lonely and he was the first guy to ask me out in a long time. It seemed like a good idea at the time...

Girl 1: Did you even like him?

Girl 2: No, not really.

Girl 1: So it was a desperationship, then. You only went out with him because you wanted to be with someone.

Girl 2: Basically.
Desperationship by lolsummer68 August 18, 2011

deskcorations 

A collection of items you display at your workplace desk or cubicle.
My collection of deskcorations is growing
deskcorations by iambeggers September 17, 2012

Deskerations

Bringing items from home to personalize your desk.
Man all of those Hot Wheels make great deskerations.
Deskerations by Scummbagg September 29, 2011

Desoration 

(adj) describes negativity, termination of event, or failure foreshadowed within a situation.
First coined by Funk Volume rapper Swizzz in single, "Automatic"
The desoration is alarming -- you were trapped to begin.
Desoration by Oguyaka July 4, 2016

DESKIRATIONS 

Decorations that appear on your desk at home or at work.
You should use some photos of your family as deskirations.
DESKIRATIONS by Amber Stiles March 13, 2009

DESKORATION 

MATTHEW'S NEW PAPERWEIGHT WILL MAKE A NICE DESKORATION.
DESKORATION by HUEYS GOOD OLD BOYS February 5, 2015