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a person who sits next to you at work
Last night I met my deskby at the pool party, she looks hot in bikini!
deskby by JK224 August 5, 2015
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Deskbro is someone you share a workspace with that you become friends with rather than just awkward coworkers. This can include cubical, offices or assembly lines.
I had a bad day at office. Garry, my coworker, came by and made an awkward joke which didn't help. Luckily, my deskbro Gabe noticed I was down so he took me out to an early happy hour to cheer me up.
Deskbro by Bromancer20 January 8, 2010
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deskbound 

The literal and spiritual condition of the modern office-working serf. The atomistic tedium of their occupation is sometimes balanced by an attempt at ersatz social interaction through eclectic Internet mailing lists.
deskbound cnuts of the world sneer yawnfully into your cup-o-soup.
deskbound by Nick Mailer January 30, 2003
DESBY stands for "Don't Ever Stop Being Yourself," encapsulating the empowering message that individuals should remain authentic and true to their unique selves throughout life's journey. This acronym serves as a reminder to embrace one's identity, values, and passions, encouraging personal growth while staying grounded in one's authentic character.
Despite the pressures of society, Mary always adhered to the mantra "DESBY" and continued to pursue her dreams and passions while staying true to her genuine self.
DESBY by mmsmile74 August 22, 2023
Abbreviation for drinking, everything, smoking buddy
I am meeting my desby to smoke, after that, we are going drinking.
Desby by Desby September 5, 2011

deskbount 

Like deskbound, only mipsslept by a cnut.
Learn to spell, you deskbound twunt.
deskbount by TV Spunk January 30, 2003
Physical appearance that results from working a desk job.
-Combination of pudgy, soft, saggy, bloated, pale.
-Can also connote pallid complexion from fluorsecent lights.
Mike's been looking a bit desky since he got that paralegal job.
desky by EKGreen November 4, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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