Deskbro 

Deskbro is someone you share a workspace with that you become friends with rather than just awkward coworkers. This can include cubical, offices or assembly lines.

I had a bad day at office. Garry, my coworker, came by and made an awkward joke which didn't help. Luckily, my deskbro Gabe noticed I was down so he took me out to an early happy hour to cheer me up.

Deskbro by Bromancer20 January 8, 2010

deskbound 

The literal and spiritual condition of the modern office-working serf. The atomistic tedium of their occupation is sometimes balanced by an attempt at ersatz social interaction through eclectic Internet mailing lists.

deskbound cnuts of the world sneer yawnfully into your cup-o-soup.

deskbound by Nick Mailer January 30, 2003

deskpro 

a comupter which suprisingly is older slower and less updated than your mom

i hate this slow deskpro

deskpro by bwis cgboygrbucrferg January 20, 2009

deskbount 

Like deskbound, only mipsslept by a cnut.

Learn to spell, you deskbound twunt.

deskbount by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

Deskroy 

To destroy something, to demolish.

My house was deskroyed in the fire.

Deskroy by Jmac0123 August 14, 2011

Deskbop 

The act of hitting your keyboard with your mouse in a video game, resulting in hitting left click and shooting or punching on accident.

*shoots friend in face* Sorry I had a deskbop, you okay?

Deskbop by Makarovi November 10, 2019

deskbounce 

A deskbounce refers to a sort of teaser or recording of unproduced and untouched audio that would be used in the published song but just it's stripped origins.

Coined by Wilbur Soot referring to his new EP that hasn't been released yet. (11/10/2021 dd/mm/yyyy)

"Do y'all want a deskbounce of our upcoming EP?" random band singer.

deskbounce by kadeblue October 11, 2021