desky 

Physical appearance that results from working a desk job.
-Combination of pudgy, soft, saggy, bloated, pale.
-Can also connote pallid complexion from fluorsecent lights.

Mike's been looking a bit desky since he got that paralegal job.

desky by EKGreen November 4, 2015

Desky 

In and of a desk

Yo that desk is mad desky

Desky by NBAKingdomYT July 15, 2020

Desky 

Anytime you eat a meal at your work desk this does not include snacks.

I was so busy today I had to do a Desky

Alan had a Desky today because I said I’d fire him if he didn’t get his work done

Desky by Patrick John May 13, 2025

desk warming 

a principal delight of ESL teachers in Korean public schools, where they spend vast amounts of time at their desks, with no particular assignments or tasks to complete.

Websurfing, writing emails, downloading movies and other files are common ways to pass the time.

With Winter break in full swing, Minsu the ESL phenom at the middle school found himself with oddles of timefor desk warming, which he used to download his favorite WORLD OF WARCRAFT add-on!

desk warming by Football's Dick Vermeil April 9, 2011

disco deaky 

Also known as, John Deacon. He was the bassist for the band, Queen.

He sure loved to boogy and wiggle his booty.

Also, before you go... Freddie Mercury gave all of his band mates female names. Disco Deaky didn't get one because he was to... masculine.

Random Dude Who Listens to Rap: "Who the heck is that dood over there, dancing like a hobo?"
Me: "That's Disco Deaky my dood. Time to switch ur music up a little. I'm a little... offended."

disco deaky by ooooooooooooooooooooooooof foo December 31, 2018

desk granola

All the bits and pieces of food, hair, fingernails, and lint that are found when you turn your computer keyboard over.

"My keyboard quit working. The IT guy said it was full of desk granola."

desk granola by AGRODEO July 12, 2014

Deskraiser

An exceptional type of erection/boner often induced by the internet which raises your desk by around 1-2 inches.

When Ringham turns on the internet its usually only 5 minutes before something gives him a deskraiser. Can often be attributed to midget porn and or Emma Watson.

Deskraiser by eddbutter March 12, 2013