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deskbound 

The literal and spiritual condition of the modern office-working serf. The atomistic tedium of their occupation is sometimes balanced by an attempt at ersatz social interaction through eclectic Internet mailing lists.
deskbound cnuts of the world sneer yawnfully into your cup-o-soup.
deskbound by Nick Mailer January 30, 2003
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deskbounce 

A deskbounce refers to a sort of teaser or recording of unproduced and untouched audio that would be used in the published song but just it's stripped origins.

Coined by Wilbur Soot referring to his new EP that hasn't been released yet. (11/10/2021 dd/mm/yyyy)
"Do y'all want a deskbounce of our upcoming EP?" random band singer.
deskbounce by kadeblue October 11, 2021

mad diskountz 

A discount applied for local residents on a certain product.
Andrew: Hey Samuel, do local residents of Kangroo Island get a cheaper fair on the Sea Link Ferry?
Samuel: Yes Andrew. They get mad diskountz.
mad diskountz by croissantpig April 24, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016