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deskbound 

The literal and spiritual condition of the modern office-working serf. The atomistic tedium of their occupation is sometimes balanced by an attempt at ersatz social interaction through eclectic Internet mailing lists.
deskbound cnuts of the world sneer yawnfully into your cup-o-soup.
deskbound by Nick Mailer January 30, 2003
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deskbount 

Like deskbound, only mipsslept by a cnut.
Learn to spell, you deskbound twunt.
deskbount by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

Dickbouncer

Something that Evie Tucker came up with when she was gone talking to the gods of the other world.
Evie got kicked out by a dickbouncer. So she posts it on an online group and ends up getting fried for it. Don' be like Evie. Be smart.
Dickbouncer by Dickbouncer March 2, 2017

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008