derter

A guy who sleeps with his best friends ex.

I fucking hate my mate he’s such a derter

by Notcan December 15, 2021

Leaky Deeter

When the penis decides to leave a little present in your undies.

After taking a piss I made sure to shake it off, but I still had a leaky deeter.

by M Mac April 18, 2010

determined look

The look you have on your face when you go to a field party and do a keg stand in your 20 year old letterman jacket.

Oh my god that guy is walking into beef O’Bradys with a determined look.

by Ballerassboii August 24, 2018

Dexterbate

Pleasuring oneself to the mindblowing awesomeness that is Showtime's Dexter.

The roommates and I sat around and dexterbated for a couple episodes. It got real messy.

by Morgan Dexter September 27, 2010

Gastronomical determinism

Where the duration of a meeting is extended for no reason other than to include a free lunch or dinner.

The meeting went on an hour longer than it had to. Gastronomical determinism ensured that the debate continued, focusing on meaningless issues, until the company provided lunch was served.

by Dan's Dictionary October 9, 2008

Mr. Dexter

When a creepy teacher is a pedophile.

Dude did you here about that teacher who looked down that girls shirt?

Yea dude he's a total Mr. Dexter.

by somuchsweggerdood August 31, 2017

Determinate

Turning the world in to your dance floor, pushing it 'till you can't and then even more.

"Turn the world in to your dance floor, determinate d-determinate."

by YaGirlCailey September 28, 2017