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texterbate 

verb -

to text (as on a cellular phone) while in the company of others, ignoring all else.
I thought about asking my friend Tom to go to the movies with us, but I knew he'd just sit next to me and texterbate the whole time.
texterbate by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010

Deterated 

When your spelling is SO bad even spell check can't help your stupid ass spell detioriated.
My ex husband claimed I was responsible for how badly our relationship had 'deterated'
Deterated by Rainbow00Brite October 1, 2018

Texterbate 

(v) texting your own self dirty messages that get you off.
Friend: who are you texting?

You: myself, for texterbating later when I'm drunk... you know? texterbate.
Texterbate by SAE Poncho June 16, 2010

dexteriterly challenged 

derviving from the word dexterity, relating to the hands, dexteriterly challenged means to have limited hand use after an injury.
that girl is dexteriterly challenged since she busted up her hand last month, gutted.

Dexterbelted 

A moderately formal way to say pwned or owned.
"Dude, you just got dexterbelted!"

dexterbation 

masturbation with the right hand cf sinisterbation, m with the left hand.
Not to be confused with dextrobation, dextrous masturbation
I tried dexterbation for a change last evening, but I expect I'll revert.
dexterbation by Philologue August 14, 2011