Dexterbate

Pleasuring oneself to the mindblowing awesomeness that is Showtime's Dexter.

The roommates and I sat around and dexterbated for a couple episodes. It got real messy.

by Morgan Dexter September 27, 2010

texterbate

verb -

to text (as on a cellular phone) while in the company of others, ignoring all else.

I thought about asking my friend Tom to go to the movies with us, but I knew he'd just sit next to me and texterbate the whole time.

by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010

Deterated

When your spelling is SO bad even spell check can't help your stupid ass spell detioriated.

My ex husband claimed I was responsible for how badly our relationship had 'deterated'

by Rainbow00Brite October 1, 2018

Texterbate

(v) texting your own self dirty messages that get you off.

Friend: who are you texting?

You: myself, for texterbating later when I'm drunk... you know? texterbate.

by SAE Poncho June 16, 2010

dexteriterly challenged

derviving from the word dexterity, relating to the hands, dexteriterly challenged means to have limited hand use after an injury.

that girl is dexteriterly challenged since she busted up her hand last month, gutted.

by Sybarition March 21, 2008

Dexterbelted

A moderately formal way to say pwned or owned.

"Dude, you just got dexterbelted!"

by AnonymousDude2.0 March 16, 2009

dexterbation

masturbation with the right hand cf sinisterbation, m with the left hand.
Not to be confused with dextrobation, dextrous masturbation

I tried dexterbation for a change last evening, but I expect I'll revert.

by Philologue August 14, 2011