Dexterbate
Dexterbate by Morgan Dexter September 27, 2010
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texterbate
I thought about asking my friend Tom to go to the movies with us, but I knew he'd just sit next to me and texterbate the whole time.
texterbate by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010
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Texterbate
Friend: who are you texting?
You: myself, for texterbating later when I'm drunk... you know? texterbate.
You: myself, for texterbating later when I'm drunk... you know? texterbate.
Texterbate by SAE Poncho June 16, 2010
dexteriterly challenged
derviving from the word dexterity, relating to the hands, dexteriterly challenged means to have limited hand use after an injury.
dexteriterly challenged by Sybarition March 21, 2008
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Dexterbelted by AnonymousDude2.0 March 16, 2009
dexterbation
masturbation with the right hand cf sinisterbation, m with the left hand.
Not to be confused with dextrobation, dextrous masturbation
Not to be confused with dextrobation, dextrous masturbation
dexterbation by Philologue August 14, 2011
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