Dexterbate

Pleasuring oneself to the mindblowing awesomeness that is Showtime's Dexter.

The roommates and I sat around and dexterbated for a couple episodes. It got real messy.

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texterbate

verb -

to text (as on a cellular phone) while in the company of others, ignoring all else.

I thought about asking my friend Tom to go to the movies with us, but I knew he'd just sit next to me and texterbate the whole time.

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When your spelling is SO bad even spell check can't help your stupid ass spell detioriated.

My ex husband claimed I was responsible for how badly our relationship had 'deterated'

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(v) texting your own self dirty messages that get you off.

Friend: who are you texting?

You: myself, for texterbating later when I'm drunk... you know? texterbate.

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derviving from the word dexterity, relating to the hands, dexteriterly challenged means to have limited hand use after an injury.

that girl is dexteriterly challenged since she busted up her hand last month, gutted.

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A moderately formal way to say pwned or owned.

"Dude, you just got dexterbelted!"

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masturbation with the right hand cf sinisterbation, m with the left hand.
Not to be confused with dextrobation, dextrous masturbation

I tried dexterbation for a change last evening, but I expect I'll revert.

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