deremk 

A typo for the name "Derek"

Well if you met Deremk, you are lucky

deremk by he374 May 7, 2021

Papa Derek

A butthungry gay lord named Derek with a daddy kink. Never satisfied, one snack will not fill him up (he has been known to chain-swallow and he will never pass up the opportunity for an eclaire). Typically accompanied by a younger pet male companion, he can turn any room into a winter wonderland. Papa Derek has truly mastered the art of the snow angel.

"Did you see the room after that guy and his boy toy finished?"

"Yeah I did, it was still snowing in there four hours later! Talk about a Papa Derek!"

Papa Derek by BowelMovement69 May 25, 2020

Derek Bum

A legendary man who possesses the Kitchen Gun.

Hi, I'm Derek Bum!

Derek Bum by [LAN CORD EJECTED] April 26, 2020

Eat shit , derek. 

Quote from the movie Step Brothers. Should be said to every asshole you meet on a daily basis.

Slappy- " hurhurhur faggot , do you even lift?"

Intelligent, charismatic, caring young man- "Eat shit , derek."

Slappy-" ....my name is Slappy..."

Eat shit , derek. by Mother Of All Fuck November 4, 2013

Derek Smart 

Derek smart is one of the most notorious and loathed game developers around. In addition to being the designer of the critically shunned games BC3000, Universal Combat, et al. he is also credited for starting or continuing numerous flamewars in Usenet and on web-boards all over the internet. His legacy of designing awful computer games and then crying foul when people tell them they are unplayable has led to many humorous statements, catalogued at a site called "The Flamewar Follies" (google it). If he spent half of his time and energy developing decent, stable games that don't crash to the desktop every 5 seconds, rather than threatening to sue or filing frivolous law-suits against his critics, then he would be a half-decent game designer. Unfortunately, as anyone who has played any of the BC series can tell you, this is clearly not the case. Aside from 'graduating' from a non-accredited community college, Mr. Smart claims to have a phd in computer science, although no dissertation or thesis exists to back up his false claims. See Also: fraud, lame, n00b, loser

Also, if you vote that you like this definition, he'll SUE YOU!

Derek Smart threatened to sue me after I posted this definition.

In order to play Universal Combat, you need to have a real PHD, and not a fake one like Derek Smart!

Derek Smart by Sue Me February 20, 2005

derek morgan 

Sexy chocolate god played by Shemar Moore on Criminal Minds. Even though he has a dark past, Derek Morgan overcame struggles and became a totally hot and muscly FBI agent with the BAU or Behavorial Analysis Unit. Also see: chocolate Adonis or chiseled perfection

Wow, that guy is attractive, ripped, and mysterious in a hot way. He is such a Derek Morgan.

The only reason I'd ever murder anyone was so Derek Morgan would arrest me.

derek morgan by BAUbaby May 15, 2014

Derek Gerard 

The most awesome and underrated youtuber.

Man, Derek Gerard is great!

Derek Gerard by XxxGoatFISH_xxxxx September 22, 2016