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Dereck's are intelligent men who are honor bound to what they say. A Dereck you see on the street is not the Dereck you will see in a bar. He wears many faces. If you are a close friend of a Dereck you will know that they are someone you could rely on. Something to look for is the cockiness of this man, for he will over exaggerate his experiences, and make it seem like he is the best. Well ... thats because he is. Moral judgement and a strength of will is compensation for not going with his gut feeling on any givin situation. All around good guy but, lacks the ability to be social at any given time.
Jessica frowned with dissatisfaction at Karli, "I don't get it ... He a genuine nice guy when we are hanging out with each other one on one, but when he's with his friends ... it seems like he makes jokes just to get the laugh even if it's on me."
Karli nodded with understanding, for she has dealt with many Derecks before, "Sounds like a regular asshole to me."
by Dereck Kavalich August 27, 2008
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Dereck is a hot ass Mexican boy, with a BIG BLACK DICK, Steals your girlfriend 💦💦🍑 ,really good at soccer and basketball, and is really biss at rapping
Logan wants to fuck Dereck but .Dereck has pussy for days and is not gay
by Dmoney12m January 17, 2019
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Lance is 37 years old. He's boning a 20 year old named Bruce. This makes him a Dereck.
by F'n F March 13, 2018
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unimaginative jerk who always whines, complains, and makes trouble. Obnoxious. Loud. Will always get you red roses even when you tell him NOT TO. Acts like he knows everything. Always has to be right. Liar. Ridiculous. Likes to talk behind your back like a mean girl. Actually male, but never acts like it. Perv. Will grate on your last nerve. Clingy. Always has to be in contact with you. Annoying. Repetitve. NEVER TALK TO A DERECK. He will wrap you up in all of his drama and you will never break free!
Obsessive. Self-centered. Snob. Not fun. Won't take you out on dates. Prefers to stay at home. Boring. Lazy. Eats like a pig. Drama Queen. Pouty. Cusses. Overreacts!

Will always think about his own problems before your own, especially when you have swine flu.

Talks using incorrect grammar. Tries to be cool. Fails. Hypocrite. Bipoplar to the MAX.
"Girl, stay away from him."
"Why?"
"Because he is SUCH a Dereck."
"Ew."
by JJK♥ March 15, 2010
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Dereck is a hot ass Mexican boy, has a BIG BLACK DICK, is really good a soccer and basketball, and steals everyone's girl and is really good rapping
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Dereck is the kind of guy that will be so rude that you can’t help but laugh. He’s the nerd that will stop at nothing to literally climb you just to give you a high five that’s way to high for him. He will be the one mandatory guy flute player in every band, and he will either be the worst, or the best one. He’s probably gay, and just can’t admit it to himself yet. He’s the dungeon master of dnd and likes to make really easy campaigns because he’s not capible of anything else. He will work out literally all the time and post on Instagram every time he is at the gym, but he won’t ever actually loose any weight. He’s the guy that with all he’s flaws you still hang out with because hey, his friends are kind of hawt...
Omg that guys so rude

Yea I know, he’s a total Dereck
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