depressitions 

when your really sad that you can’t even spell correctly.

hi… i’m really depressitions…
wow really?

depressitions by pyroabyssmage August 5, 2021

Depressionsaurus Rex 

When Urban Dictionary doesn't accept your word

*checks Computer* "Awh Man! C'mon Urban Dictionary why you gotta make me a Depressionsaurus Rex?!"

Depressionsaurus Rex by Ruby_Grand June 29, 2017

Depressions

Somethings 13 year old girls pretend to have when they listen to billie eilish.

The biggest disease of the 21st century in rich countries.

13 year old: "I don't smile I have depressions."

Depressions by Spaghettiwithwine December 10, 2019

DepressionSession 

An iFunny internet “personality” centered around the Doki Doki Literature Club character, Natsuki, who posts unfunny comments under featured posts.

Based user 1: Did you see that comment made by DepressionSession?
Based user #2: I know, what a weeb loser.

DepressionSession by Regular user July 22, 2021

Depressionship 

Depressionship is a term that describes the state of being depressed and horny with no desirable place to go ( all of them combined)

I am going through my depressionship phase.
He went through depressionship after their breakup.

Depressionship by Dilemmaart&phibs March 18, 2022

Depressionslop

Media, usually music or movies, that feeds on sadness to stay relevant. It is heavy, messy, and exists to make the audience feel hopeless. Heartbreak, personal trauma, or despair is the main content.

All Jared ever does is listen to Juice WRLD, doesn't he ever get tired of that depressionslop?

Depressionslop by Milkslayer635 January 13, 2026