A: An Obese pedophile toymaker and his Elven Entourage (Who are most likly sex slaves) who spend 364 days a year preparing or one night by giving everyone toys except for the bad Christan's.
B: When a Fat person tries to be nice but ultimately ends up being a dick.
B: When a Fat person tries to be nice but ultimately ends up being a dick.
Elf 1: Wow, Santa is a real Whalewinkle
Elf 2: Yeah, I havnt seen my family in 10 years
Elf 1: And my ass, hasnt been tight in forever
Elf 2: Yeah, I havnt seen my family in 10 years
Elf 1: And my ass, hasnt been tight in forever
by Ruby_Grand June 17, 2017
by Ruby_Grand June 30, 2017
The word you use when you wanna be cute with your girlfriend but she's a lazy peace of shit who loves KFC and Watermelon.
by Ruby_Grand June 13, 2017
Jamal: Daaaaaaamn Tyrese, youre such a jungle fruit
Tyrese: Aweeee, Thanks niggles, now, lets go buy some vegan bananas... to use later
Tyrese: Aweeee, Thanks niggles, now, lets go buy some vegan bananas... to use later
by Ruby_Grand June 30, 2017