The word "breakup" should never be used with marriage. A breakup is a bummer, a divorce is a tragedy.

Now, for a man, a breakup is usually the best decision you could ever make. Generally, leaving a girl you don't see yourself with is tough but ultimately awesome. And if she broke up with you, that's a drag but that's proof of her lack of good judgment. Ditch her.

For a woman, though, a breakup is one of the worst things that you could ever do. For any man to tie himself down to a woman at all in this culture is an incredible thing - you don't know what you're missing. Ladies, if you were the one broken up with, sorry - Jesus is the only man you can count on to never leave you, all the rest can be flakes.

Worth saying - if you're not a man or woman, but rather a boy or a girl, get over it. You're too young to care about breakups.

And yes I'm still bitter. Of course.

When Jill dumped James, James was sad because he actually cared about her. But the breakup ended up being the best thing for him - he found Sarah, she realized the treasure he is, and they got hitched soon after. However, old Jill floated around from boy to boy but never found true love again and eventually died lonely, childless, and hopeless.

breakup by Mr. Gaga, yo. September 2, 2010

Breakup

Breakup meaning she hung up on you meaning she don’t want you anymore

FaceTime hang up sound=fuck dat nigga I’m outside breakup meaning done for no longer

Breakup by Leekmcgee January 1, 2024

[Breakup]

When two people who were in a relationship have decided to end it. And they ither A) avoid each other. B) Hate each other. Or C) Are still good friends.

Breakup- We broke up the other day after being in a relationship for 3 weeks. And were still friends!

[Breakup] by Kellyelly123 September 28, 2008

Breakup Hair

A spontaneous, and often ugly haircut a girl gets after going through a difficult breakup.

"Dude, did you see Katelyn's pink breakup hair?"
"Yea it looks like a barbie wig!"

Breakup Hair by Antiguns McChestytraps May 2, 2008

Breakup text

When someone is to much of a coward to break up with you in person so they send a a lame text to break up with you instead.

That bitch just sent me a Breakup Text... that's the 4th one this month!

Breakup text by Lil nathan adkins December 2, 2009

breakup yahtzee

when you break up with you significant other and then play yahtzee to lessen the pain

He/She just broke up with me. Let's play breakup yahtzee.
breakup break up yahtzee

breakup yahtzee by -askme November 4, 2014

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026