That feeling when you don't get your daily dose of pornography, and start to go mentally insane because of your lack of horniness.

Basically, when you haven't seen actual pornography for a long period of time (usually 24 to 72 hours) and you start to get upset because you haven't seen breasts or cocks, or other body parts in days.

People who have been depornified for months and/or years tend to become more mentally stable after not looking at porn for such a long period of time, and they finally end up socializing with others like a normal functioning human being.

Guy 1: My mom took away my phone, and now I've been depornified!
Guy 2: Good for you, what does that even mean??

Depornified by brian33337 October 16, 2023

Related Words

depork • Deporked • Deportion • deporn • deported • deportphobia • Decorker • deforktive • Denorka • depark

Deportphobia

Deportphobia: Fear of deportation because of being an illegal immigrant in the United States

The increasing political rhetorics arose Deportphobia among many immigrants

Deportphobia by Abdi Mahad July 29, 2018

deforktive

in programming the imperfect or faulty use of the fork() function (e.g. while(true) fork();), or just bad programming in general.

Man this code is really deforktive!

deforktive by mjpalm21 May 28, 2014

deporque

(adj.) dee•pork

1. the act of feeling depressed and stimulated; inshort you're basically sad and horny

2. it implies burnout with the sensation of wanting to mate after a stressful day at work

"Working in customer service makes me deporque at a daily basis." -literally everyone

" Working at a hospital doesn't help when I'm feeling deporque! I need a vacation." -nurse

GF:"Babe, why are you fondling my boobs and crying?"

BF:"I didn't know that I was reading ntr until it was too late. Now I'm all deporque!"

deporque by poipul March 3, 2022

Liga Deportiva Alajuelense

Costa Rican Footbal Soccer club. The most successful sports institution in the country.

Man, La Liga Deportiva Alajuelense is the best!

Liga Deportiva Alajuelense by PeterCR February 24, 2013

depark

The act of reversing out from a car park whilst concerned bystanders worry about the closeness of their vehicles.

I'm just watching him depark, he's close to my car.

depark by JonJon April 13, 2005

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026