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Departia 

Pronounced: (di-PART-shə)
A temporary disorder of the mental processes caused by vacation being less than one week away. Those with DEPARTIA typically exhibit lack of focus, impaired judgement, and incessant talking about their plans to co-workers.
Origin: from "depart", derived from "Dementia"
First used by TV Meteorologist Andrew Freiden
Don't rely on Tracy to file that TPS report on time. She's off next week and the departia has kicked in already.
Departia by GreatIdea June 19, 2014

department of the interior 

Department of the interior yet another name for Vagina
I'm hoping to see the department of the interior tonight

Departure Lounge

A poo store just behind the sludge valve. Where little Chocolate Hostages sit awaiting their release.
I have a little Chocolate Hostage sat in teh departure lounge, better find a crap trap quick.

IT department 

A place where you sit around a computer for eight hours watching movies, texting, and playing minesweeper.

Other responsibilities include adding/removing computer hardware, testing software, checking the database, replacing printer cartridges, ordering computer parts, and troubleshooting around the office.

Also the fax machine is always broken and there's never coffee in the break room.
Working in an IT department isn't very convincing but the pay rate is awesome, especially if you're fresh out of college.
IT department by pregnant rhino January 29, 2012

French Departure

French Departure: When you’re a dick and tell your friends you’re going to the bathroom or getting a drink, perhaps even offering them a refill, and just go to bed instead.
“Hey man, going to get a drink. Want anything? ” (proceeds to secretly go to bed, like a dick)

And this, my friends, is a French Departure
French Departure by CR 2023 February 26, 2023

Debarkey 

Debarkey is the tire God. He was found, used and abused, next to a garbage bin, and was taken in and painted white. He was then decorated and worshiped until he was tragically thrown out. Now he is still worshiped, and an entire religion and language has been formed, all revolving around him. He is basically the equivalent to God, and that was not meant to be disrespectful in any way. He is celebrated in the same way as God, and is often prayed to and asked for guidance.
Person 1: Yo man, do u worship Debarkey?

Person 2: Of course man!! Ya washa Debasha ( I worship Debarkey)!!
Debarkey by docrew4life August 19, 2013