Pronounced: (di-PART-shə)
A temporary disorder of the mental processes caused by vacation being less than one week away. Those with DEPARTIA typically exhibit lack of focus, impaired judgement, and incessant talking about their plans to co-workers.
Origin: from "depart", derived from "Dementia"
First used by TV Meteorologist Andrew Freiden
Don't rely on Tracy to file that TPS report on time. She's off next week and the departia has kicked in already.
A place where you sit around a computer for eight hourswatching movies, texting, and playing minesweeper.
Other responsibilities include adding/removing computer hardware, testing software, checking the database, replacing printer cartridges, ordering computer parts, and troubleshooting around the office.
Also the fax machine is always broken and there's never coffee in the break room.
French Departure: When you’re a dick and tell your friends you’re going to the bathroom or getting a drink, perhaps even offering them a refill, and just go to bed instead.
“Hey man, going to get a drink. Want anything? ” (proceeds to secretly go to bed, like a dick)
Debarkey is the tire God. He was found, used and abused, next to a garbage bin, and was taken in and painted white. He was then decorated and worshiped until he was tragically thrown out. Now he is still worshiped, and an entire religion and language has been formed, all revolving around him. He is basically the equivalent to God, and that was not meant to be disrespectful in any way. He is celebrated in the same way as God, and is often prayed to and asked for guidance.