Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Departia
Pronounced: (di-PART-shə)
A temporary disorder of the mental processes caused by vacation being less than one week away. Those with DEPARTIA typically exhibit lack of focus, impaired judgement, and incessant talking about their plans to co-workers.
Origin: from "depart", derived from "Dementia"
First used by TV Meteorologist Andrew Freiden
A temporary disorder of the mental processes caused by vacation being less than one week away. Those with DEPARTIA typically exhibit lack of focus, impaired judgement, and incessant talking about their plans to co-workers.
Origin: from "depart", derived from "Dementia"
First used by TV Meteorologist Andrew Freiden
Related Words
department of the interior
department of the interior by Tonythetiler November 12, 2016
Departure Lounge
A poo store just behind the sludge valve. Where little Chocolate Hostages sit awaiting their release.
Departure Lounge by Steven and the Twins December 15, 2009
IT department
A place where you sit around a computer for eight hours watching movies, texting, and playing minesweeper.
Other responsibilities include adding/removing computer hardware, testing software, checking the database, replacing printer cartridges, ordering computer parts, and troubleshooting around the office.
Also the fax machine is always broken and there's never coffee in the break room.
Other responsibilities include adding/removing computer hardware, testing software, checking the database, replacing printer cartridges, ordering computer parts, and troubleshooting around the office.
Also the fax machine is always broken and there's never coffee in the break room.
Working in an IT department isn't very convincing but the pay rate is awesome, especially if you're fresh out of college.
IT department by pregnant rhino January 29, 2012
French Departure
French Departure: When you’re a dick and tell your friends you’re going to the bathroom or getting a drink, perhaps even offering them a refill, and just go to bed instead.
“Hey man, going to get a drink. Want anything? ” (proceeds to secretly go to bed, like a dick)
And this, my friends, is a French Departure
And this, my friends, is a French Departure
French Departure by CR 2023 February 26, 2023
Debarkey
Debarkey is the tire God. He was found, used and abused, next to a garbage bin, and was taken in and painted white. He was then decorated and worshiped until he was tragically thrown out. Now he is still worshiped, and an entire religion and language has been formed, all revolving around him. He is basically the equivalent to God, and that was not meant to be disrespectful in any way. He is celebrated in the same way as God, and is often prayed to and asked for guidance.
Person 1: Yo man, do u worship Debarkey?
Person 2: Of course man!! Ya washa Debasha ( I worship Debarkey)!!
Person 2: Of course man!! Ya washa Debasha ( I worship Debarkey)!!
Debarkey by docrew4life August 19, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026