Depornified

That feeling when you don't get your daily dose of pornography, and start to go mentally insane because of your lack of horniness.

Basically, when you haven't seen actual pornography for a long period of time (usually 24 to 72 hours) and you start to get upset because you haven't seen breasts or cocks, or other body parts in days.

People who have been depornified for months and/or years tend to become more mentally stable after not looking at porn for such a long period of time, and they finally end up socializing with others like a normal functioning human being.

Guy 1: My mom took away my phone, and now I've been depornified!
Guy 2: Good for you, what does that even mean??

by brian33337 October 16, 2023

dehornified

The reversal of one's horny state via an action or event.

He was totally dehornified when his mom walked in on him and his girlfriend making out.

by Christine Ikeda May 9, 2008

depanified

(v.) to un-stick something from a pan

Rebecca depanified the cookies after they were baked.

by depanifier September 6, 2011

Debonified

A term invented by the citizens of Aberystwyth to describe a sensation leading to the penis becoming flacid. Normally used to get out of tricky situations with the girl, normally times where speed and appropriateness are an issue.

Thinking of an asian going "aowwwww" debonified me and I was safe from my physics teacher.

I was debonified when I saw that fat chick sauntering down the street.

When that chick put a microphone up my ass I really felt debonified.

by Deerinator and Tsanginator October 15, 2011

Depurpified

The act of becoming not purple.

“Oh no!” Robert said
“What now??” Andrew replied
“Did you hear Lisa depurpified?” Robert replied
“We have to put her down!!” Andrew shouted

by Ytterbiumum70 December 21, 2025