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devloper 

A software developer so inattentive in their work to the point that they misspell their job title and don't notice the red squiggles under the word.

Usually a devloper is someone who produces little or no useful work. The issues they cause tend to cause significantly more work for others than productive work they themselves actually achieve.

Depending on experience level may be a junior devloper, and somehow eventually becomes a senior devloper, nobody knows why they got promoted or why they are still employed, but is often suspected that they have incriminating photographs of their boss.
That guy is such a devloper, he just wasted a day due to an unplugged network cable.
devloper by GinDrinker August 27, 2013
Related Words
Derived from the words deployment and the plops.

When working with junior developers (or shitty ones), a deplopy may happen when a deploy to server goes terribly wrong.
Example 1:

"Dude, I can't handle this code, it's a complete mess! Oh... Xavier must have made a deplopy."

Example 2:
CEO: "Why is there a 'Delete Account' button in the middle of the login screen?"
CTO: "You kno why... Diogo's deplopy."
deplopy by Pipu01 May 30, 2019
To take out of the information flow, cut off from access.
Oliver blew the Donlan account so he was delooped.
deloop by Eric Maan January 8, 2010

Devloper 

A Programming Socks Enthusiast.

Spends so much time, masquerading as a person with some semblance of personality and charm, they spend no actual time developing or doing anything significant with their life.

Synonym: Failure.
He wrote it on his resume that he is a Devloper.

We turned him down on the spot.
Devloper by BenIsAHoe47 January 17, 2018

Dolophobia 

The fear of eating tortilla chips because you might choke or close up your throat.
Nick is afraid to eat nachos ever since he thought a chip was stuck in his throat . He now developed dolophobia. We tell him is all in his head.
Dolophobia by BrianAries April 19, 2018
A term for typing “ - “ (space dash space)
Make sure you put a Doolop between the two parts of that sentence.
Doolop by MBD512 April 3, 2019