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dickqualified 

The opposite of being disqualified, when a dude's member is definitely qualified for the job.
Yo, that boy be packin', he is no doubt dickqualified.
dickqualified by GlazeHer May 14, 2016
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dickquad 

oldschool verson off Dickhead
A: ur such a fukin dickquad aint ya?
B: Stfu or i'll shoot my load...
dickquad by Ali P March 17, 2004

dickquation

A situation where a man needs to concoct an elaborate scheme to enable sexual relations with a woman.
Dude, I've been trying everything to slide into this girl but she's a real dickquation.

dickquakes 

The random twitches and aftershocks a girl experiences the day after you pound her into oblivion.
I'm going to rail this girl so hard it'll make the Metro North look like pussies. She'll feel dickquakes for days.
dickquakes by AntwonRida October 10, 2017

dickquacke 

When your dick quackes and shivers
Hey what's wrong?
Just had my dickquacke
dickquacke by MysticalFlames May 24, 2017