dendron 

dendron (n.): a hillbilly burdened with an unfathomable degree of stupidity, usually combined with unrealistic fantasy and poverty.

My boyfriend is such a dendron. He has the dumbest ideas.

dendron by Idiotproof14 November 20, 2017

Dendron college 

The most well known secondary school in the Netherlands. Not because of the good exam pass percentage, but because of the hot women, alcohol, tobacco and drugs. Almost every student from the 3rd year and beyond has at one time or another drunk alcohol, smoked tobacco and/or used drugs under the age of 18. Every weekend there are parties among the students throughout the municipality, where alcohol consumption is common, despite the brain damage, the students perform well above average. In Dutch we say: "Het zijn gewoon n stelletje Levensgenieters"

Is that guy in Dendron college?
He must be the smartest drug dealer I've ever seen.

Dendron college by Dendroncollegehorst November 23, 2021

dentronecropheliac 

Dentro-necro-pheliac
One who has sex with dead trees

oh yes the way this oak dies makes me want to go all dentronecropheliac

dentronecropheliac by JoSULLY May 22, 2007

dendrophelia

The thought or act of having sexual relations with plants. E.g. Tree. Using holes in trees for a vaginal cavity or using small stumps or low limbs for an erect penis.

He is a text book example of a dendrophiliac. She was into dendrophelia.

dendrophelia by brs1986 February 2, 2007

Dendrophobia 

Dendrophobia is the "fear of trees"

Dendro= trees.

My younger brother has dendrophobia, he is terrified of trees.

Dendrophobia by Alsharaf October 15, 2006

dendrophilia 

Sexual arousal derrived from trees.

Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002

Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best



Today, I humped a tree

I had to pee

No place to go but behind a tree

I saw

A hollow knothole

So I said to myself

I’ll give it a go



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

Ohhhhhhhhhhh



The cops got me

They had to stop me

They threw me in jail

That’s where you come in

I need you to pay my bail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



….beeb

dendrophilia by Killing Kittens October 7, 2004

dendronecrobeastiality 

Having sexual intercourse with a dead animal in a tree.

Yo man I love dendronecrobeastiality! Its the shit.

dendronecrobeastiality by Jamie the master May 22, 2007