Definitions by Idiotproof14

Superboomer 

The condition of being a 65+ Republican in Florida during a raging pandemic in which you are more fearful of registering online for a COVID-19 vaccine because you’d prefer death over someone possibly getting into your bank account.

My step-dad is a superboomer. He prefers to wait for 45k more vaccines to arrive through the county than provide his Medicare number to Publix for an appointment meant tomorrow.

Superboomer by Idiotproof14 February 2, 2021

dendron 

dendron (n.): a hillbilly burdened with an unfathomable degree of stupidity, usually combined with unrealistic fantasy and poverty.

My boyfriend is such a dendron. He has the dumbest ideas.

dendron by Idiotproof14 November 20, 2017