Dendrophobia 

Dendrophobia is the "fear of trees"

Dendro= trees.

My younger brother has dendrophobia, he is terrified of trees.

Dendrophobia by Alsharaf October 15, 2006

dendrophelia

The thought or act of having sexual relations with plants. E.g. Tree. Using holes in trees for a vaginal cavity or using small stumps or low limbs for an erect penis.

He is a text book example of a dendrophiliac. She was into dendrophelia.

dendrophelia by brs1986 February 2, 2007

dextrophobia 

The fear of objects on the right side of the body

Don't give me the right handed scissors! Don't you know I have dextrophobia?

dextrophobia by tigerwill April 20, 2015

Derophobia 

A phobia from going out and mingling with people after corona.

-Do you wanna go for a walk or do something today?
-I'm afraid I can't do that i think I've got Derophobia.

Derophobia by Art Ferguson July 12, 2020

dendrophilia 

Sexual arousal derrived from trees.

Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002

Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best



Today, I humped a tree

I had to pee

No place to go but behind a tree

I saw

A hollow knothole

So I said to myself

I’ll give it a go



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

Ohhhhhhhhhhh



The cops got me

They had to stop me

They threw me in jail

That’s where you come in

I need you to pay my bail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



….beeb

dendrophilia by Killing Kittens October 7, 2004

dendropheliac

a person who fucks trees and thy enjoy better than human sex.

dendropheliac by aLeXX March 27, 2003

Dendrophiliac

(n.) one who is aroused by trees; one who humps trees

martin is such a dendrophiliac. i saw him fcking a tree in the park today.

other definitions for dendrophiliac are also listed under dentrophiliac for those dumbasses who can't spell. you should also look up "dendrophilia"

Dendrophiliac by annabanana May 14, 2005