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dendrophelia

The thought or act of having sexual relations with plants. E.g. Tree. Using holes in trees for a vaginal cavity or using small stumps or low limbs for an erect penis.
He is a text book example of a dendrophiliac. She was into dendrophelia.
dendrophelia by brs1986 February 2, 2007

dextrophobia 

The fear of objects on the right side of the body
Don't give me the right handed scissors! Don't you know I have dextrophobia?
dextrophobia by tigerwill April 20, 2015

Derophobia 

A phobia from going out and mingling with people after corona.
-Do you wanna go for a walk or do something today?
-I'm afraid I can't do that i think I've got Derophobia.
Derophobia by Art Ferguson July 12, 2020

dendrophilia 

Sexual arousal derrived from trees.
Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002

Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best



Today, I humped a tree

I had to pee

No place to go but behind a tree

I saw

A hollow knothole

So I said to myself

I’ll give it a go



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

Ohhhhhhhhhhh



The cops got me

They had to stop me

They threw me in jail

That’s where you come in

I need you to pay my bail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



….beeb
dendrophilia by Killing Kittens October 7, 2004

dendropheliac

a person who fucks trees and thy enjoy better than human sex.
dendropheliac by aLeXX March 27, 2003

Dextrophobia 

Fear of objects on the right side of the body
person: AHHHHH I HAVE A RIGHT ARM!! AND A RIGHT LEG!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

thats Dextrophobia for you
Dextrophobia by DarkMuffin666 July 27, 2020