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Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002
Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best
Today, I humped a tree
I had to pee
No place to go but behind a tree
I saw
A hollow knothole
So I said to myself
I’ll give it a go
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
Ohhhhhhhhhhh
The cops got me
They had to stop me
They threw me in jail
That’s where you come in
I need you to pay my bail
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
They threw me in jail
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
They threw me in jail
….beeb
Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best
Today, I humped a tree
I had to pee
No place to go but behind a tree
I saw
A hollow knothole
So I said to myself
I’ll give it a go
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
Ohhhhhhhhhhh
The cops got me
They had to stop me
They threw me in jail
That’s where you come in
I need you to pay my bail
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
They threw me in jail
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
They threw me in jail
….beeb
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