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dendrophelia

The thought or act of having sexual relations with plants. E.g. Tree. Using holes in trees for a vaginal cavity or using small stumps or low limbs for an erect penis.
He is a text book example of a dendrophiliac. She was into dendrophelia.
dendrophelia by brs1986 February 2, 2007

dextrophobia 

Don't give me the right handed scissors! Don't you know I have dextrophobia?
dextrophobia by tigerwill April 20, 2015

Derophobia 

A phobia from going out and mingling with people after corona.
-Do you wanna go for a walk or do something today?
-I'm afraid I can't do that i think I've got Derophobia.
Derophobia by Art Ferguson July 12, 2020

dendrophilia 

Sexual arousal derrived from trees.
Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002

Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best



Today, I humped a tree

I had to pee

No place to go but behind a tree

I saw

A hollow knothole

So I said to myself

I’ll give it a go



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

Ohhhhhhhhhhh



The cops got me

They had to stop me

They threw me in jail

That’s where you come in

I need you to pay my bail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



….beeb
dendrophilia by Killing Kittens October 7, 2004

dendropheliac

a person who fucks trees and thy enjoy better than human sex.
dendropheliac by aLeXX March 27, 2003

Dextrophobia 

person: AHHHHH I HAVE A RIGHT ARM!! AND A RIGHT LEG!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

thats Dextrophobia for you
Dextrophobia by DarkMuffin666 July 27, 2020