Dendrophiliac

(n.) one who is aroused by trees; one who humps trees

martin is such a dendrophiliac. i saw him fcking a tree in the park today.

other definitions for dendrophiliac are also listed under dentrophiliac for those dumbasses who can't spell. you should also look up "dendrophilia"

by annabanana May 14, 2005

dendrophiliac

A person who fucks plants.

"Man, oh, man. I got thorns all over my dick from that rose bush I had yesterday" Adam the dendrophiliac said.

by Rupert Tippens May 23, 2006

Dendrophiliac

Tree lovin' hippie scum; Dan Magner

Dude, Dan Magner is such a dendrophiliac, I saw him doing all sorts of crazy sh*t to that tree.

by T-Rux July 28, 2009

Dendrapheliac

someone who attempts to have sexual-intercourse with a tree.

damn tree-huggers, they are a bunch of Dendrapheliac's

by UrbanDrew December 23, 2008

Dendraphiliac

A person who has sex with trees.

"Hey baby, your roots are lookin' fiiiine"

by Phencyclidine May 8, 2005

dendrophelia

The thought or act of having sexual relations with plants. E.g. Tree. Using holes in trees for a vaginal cavity or using small stumps or low limbs for an erect penis.

He is a text book example of a dendrophiliac. She was into dendrophelia.

by brs1986 February 2, 2007

dendrophilia

Sexual arousal derrived from trees.

Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002

Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best



Today, I humped a tree

I had to pee

No place to go but behind a tree

I saw

A hollow knothole

So I said to myself

I’ll give it a go



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

Ohhhhhhhhhhh



The cops got me

They had to stop me

They threw me in jail

That’s where you come in

I need you to pay my bail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



….beeb

by Killing Kittens October 7, 2004