delte

To voluntarily ostracize oneself from others, to neuter or castrate oneself. Subject often recieves sexual gratification from the act.

Johnny wished to delte himself from the board.

by Vincent V. Vega July 15, 2006

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"

The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*

by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020

Leaky Deeter

When the penis decides to leave a little present in your undies.

After taking a piss I made sure to shake it off, but I still had a leaky deeter.

by M Mac April 18, 2010

Total Delegation Meltdown

A disastrous event produced when the manager delegates every possible aspect of the planning to others who have real jobs and don't actually complete anything on schedule.

David go to Dublin this week? Who wouldn't want to go to Dublin?

Dude, none of the presentations were ready - there was a total delegation meltdown.

by PsychoPuppyDad October 4, 2011

delec

abbrev for delectable. used by sophisticated people (like the kind who eat in fancy restaurants, like the Olive Garden) who fancy themselves to be thugs.

Mmmmm! exclaimed Chris, the food at Olive Garden is totally delec!

by 3timesalady October 21, 2010

Delecadent

Something that is both decadent and delectable

The roasted duck was delecadent.

by Benjamin Chase Smith February 9, 2013

Pierre Delecto

a sex act involving a dressage horse on a car elevator

From the moment Mitt had a car elevator installed in his home, he fantasized about his wife agreeing to try a Pierre Delecto.

by DeathWaffle4432 October 23, 2019