deliveroo

A delivery service in the UK that gets you restaurant meals sent to your lazy ass.

Hmm, might get a deliveroo tonight. You in?

by Can’t fine a handle May 30, 2019

deliverooing

When a Deliveroo driver does his job.

Dad: “I’m going deliverooing to try and feed the family.”
Son: “ok.”

by Ayyyyyy big boy January 07, 2021

Deliveroo and wank

The apotheosis of living for the modern middle aged family man. Netflix and chill, for husbands who have long ago abandoned both erotic frisson and euphemism.

"The wife's away, so I'm going to treat myself to a Deliveroo and wank."

"You mean..."

"Yes, a lukewarm curry followed by furious self abuse."

by bighairyotter August 10, 2021