deliveroo
deliveroo by Can’t fine a handle May 30, 2019
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Deliveroo and wank
The apotheosis of living for the modern middle aged family man. Netflix and chill, for husbands who have long ago abandoned both erotic frisson and euphemism.
"The wife's away, so I'm going to treat myself to a Deliveroo and wank."
"You mean..."
"Yes, a lukewarm curry followed by furious self abuse."
"You mean..."
"Yes, a lukewarm curry followed by furious self abuse."
Deliveroo and wank by bighairyotter August 10, 2021
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Medical Delivery System
Health Care System hate being a nursedoctors for moneymedical assistants there for benefitsrude pharmacistrude pharmacy staff
In the USA we now have a harsh medical delivery system and people go into the field to make money, not for a true calling to help other humans. The used to be heath and care involved not too long ago.
Medical Delivery System by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine March 16, 2020
deliverance democracy
deliverance democracy is a term of reference used to describe
a decision taken in camera by a few, which affects many.
a decision taken in camera by a few, which affects many.
deliverance democracy by avesta February 22, 2012
on delivered
on delivered by hey buddy 111 June 6, 2021
left on delivered
When you've been snapchatting/texting with your crush and she doesn't even want to open your snap/text.
Worse than being left on read, believe me.
Worse than being left on read, believe me.
Yo, tanya left me on delivered mane i need your help!
Nigga really be drinking toilet water while being left on delivered
Nigga really be drinking toilet water while being left on delivered
left on delivered by nelo. January 2, 2019
left on delivered
Worse than being left on open. They are definitely avoiding you, They can’t evn be bothered to open your text! Usaly can tell if it says they are still active on social media or have done other things eg. Post on story, text in group chat.
left on delivered by The.Bright.Light December 1, 2018
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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