Bitchy Girl: Ugh. Can't
sleep.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.
At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say,
doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same
time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on
MTV.