Deliverood

To have unplanned sex with a pizza delivery boy

Karen's date let her down last Friday so she stayed in and got deliverood

by DJ Babyshaker November 20, 2016

on delivered

a texting term meaning that someone has not responded for hours or in the worst cases days 😭

i’ve been on delivered for a week it’s cool tho she’s probably just taking a shower

by hey buddy 111 June 6, 2021

left on delivered

When you've been snapchatting/texting with your crush and she doesn't even want to open your snap/text.

Worse than being left on read, believe me.

Yo, tanya left me on delivered mane i need your help!

Nigga really be drinking toilet water while being left on delivered

by nelo. January 2, 2019

left on delivered

Worse than being left on open. They are definitely avoiding you, They can’t evn be bothered to open your text! Usaly can tell if it says they are still active on social media or have done other things eg. Post on story, text in group chat.

Omg I was texting her last night and, she left on delivered

by The.Bright.Light December 1, 2018

Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina

It's like waking up on the wrong side of the bed, except it's for life.

Bitchy Girl: Ugh. Can't sleep.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.

At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.

by TheDonald June 12, 2009

signed, sealed, and delivered

an expression which means that a particular matter has been taken care of.

"Hey, did you finalize the purchase of the estate yet?"

"Yep, the title now officially belongs to me.....signed, sealed, and delivered!"

by Bungalow Bill September 4, 2006

deliveroo

A delivery service in the UK that gets you restaurant meals sent to your lazy ass.

Hmm, might get a deliveroo tonight. You in?

by Can’t fine a handle May 30, 2019