Deliverpoo

Deliverpoo - A longer than normal shit that only occurs on Mondays. Caused by a cramming a lot of bad food in on weekends.

Morning gaff, might be need 10 more mins this morning.

Why
DeliverPoo pal
Get back here
Calm down I can only deal with one shit at a time

by PseudoShite April 19, 2021

deliveroo

A delivery service in the UK that gets you restaurant meals sent to your lazy ass.

Hmm, might get a deliveroo tonight. You in?

by Can’t fine a handle May 30, 2019

Deliverood

To have unplanned sex with a pizza delivery boy

Karen's date let her down last Friday so she stayed in and got deliverood

by DJ Babyshaker November 20, 2016

Deliveroops

When the delivery guy mistakes your delivery with the people up the street’s.

“Honey, has that sweater I ordered been delivered yet?”

“No, I got a call from The Smiths just up the road telling me the delivery-guy gave them your parcel- he did a deliveroops.”

by jck112016 December 5, 2019

deliverooing

When a Deliveroo driver does his job.

Dad: “I’m going deliverooing to try and feed the family.”
Son: “ok.”

by Ayyyyyy big boy January 7, 2021

Deliveroo and wank

The apotheosis of living for the modern middle aged family man. Netflix and chill, for husbands who have long ago abandoned both erotic frisson and euphemism.

"The wife's away, so I'm going to treat myself to a Deliveroo and wank."

"You mean..."

"Yes, a lukewarm curry followed by furious self abuse."

by bighairyotter August 10, 2021