Deliverpoo 

Deliverpoo - A longer than normal shit that only occurs on Mondays. Caused by a cramming a lot of bad food in on weekends.

Morning gaff, might be need 10 more mins this morning.

Why
DeliverPoo pal
Get back here
Calm down I can only deal with one shit at a time

Deliverpoo by PseudoShite April 19, 2021

deliveroo 

A delivery service in the UK that gets you restaurant meals sent to your lazy ass.

Hmm, might get a deliveroo tonight. You in?

deliveroo by Can’t fine a handle May 30, 2019

Deliverood 

To have unplanned sex with a pizza delivery boy

Karen's date let her down last Friday so she stayed in and got deliverood

Deliverood by DJ Babyshaker November 20, 2016

Deliveroops 

When the delivery guy mistakes your delivery with the people up the street’s.

“Honey, has that sweater I ordered been delivered yet?”

“No, I got a call from The Smiths just up the road telling me the delivery-guy gave them your parcel- he did a deliveroops.”

Deliveroops by jck112016 December 5, 2019

deliverooing 

When a Deliveroo driver does his job.

Dad: “I’m going deliverooing to try and feed the family.”
Son: “ok.”

deliverooing by Ayyyyyy big boy January 7, 2021

Deliveroo and wank 

The apotheosis of living for the modern middle aged family man. Netflix and chill, for husbands who have long ago abandoned both erotic frisson and euphemism.

"The wife's away, so I'm going to treat myself to a Deliveroo and wank."

"You mean..."

"Yes, a lukewarm curry followed by furious self abuse."

Deliveroo and wank by bighairyotter August 10, 2021