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Tired, Through and Delayed
A phrase made by rapper Khia. Directed at the way someone looks or made to look. Otherwise meaning someone is old news or irrelevant.
Tired, Through and Delayed by mrmrss November 5, 2011
Delayed Off
Employee X goes to work at Z on 1/31/2014. Upon arriving at work, X finds out he/she will be laid off on 6/15/2014. X will continue to work at Z until 6/15/2014, at which point X will be laid off.
Y: "Hey, X! How was work at Z today?"
X: "Not great, Y. I got delayed off today."
Y: "Hey, X! How was work at Z today?"
X: "Not great, Y. I got delayed off today."
Delayed Off by KILLA435.5 February 3, 2014
delay no more
"Delay no more" comes from Cantonese foul words with similar sounds (Diu lay lo mo), which means "fuck your mother".
Seldom used seriously and speak in verbally. "Delay no more" appears in writing as joke among Hong Kong people. A fashion brand in Hong Kong produced T-shirts with "DelayNoMore" on it and advertised it on large billboards.
Seldom used seriously and speak in verbally. "Delay no more" appears in writing as joke among Hong Kong people. A fashion brand in Hong Kong produced T-shirts with "DelayNoMore" on it and advertised it on large billboards.
To express non-serious anger in writing, in chat room or on message board. Write "Delay no more" in reply.
delay no more by Chlorine November 27, 2007
Facebook Delay
The time period one allows when someone has written on one's wall, sent one a message or otherwise been facebook-acted upon. This is a tool used to hide the true amount of time someone has spent on Facebook, so as not to appear as one who has nothing better to do.
Guy 1: So this really hot chick I met last night friended me and wrote on my wall, so I wrote back.
Guy 2: I hope you allowed for a Facebook Delay so she knows you're not a huge loser.
Guy 2: I hope you allowed for a Facebook Delay so she knows you're not a huge loser.
Facebook Delay by mogzubc October 21, 2009
Wank Delay
Wank Delay by RB17 April 23, 2017
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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