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dehaggle 

term used for the procedure undertaken by women attempting to beautify a sleep-alcohol-drug-or-sex-ravaged face; generally applies to women over thirty, but experience is more of a determiner than chronological age
Nancy, who'd had no chance to dehaggle, winced in the morning light as she saw the horror in the eyes of last night's Mr. Right.
dehaggle by CapableGirl July 30, 2006

Driggle-Draggle

Adverb: In a slatternly manner; applied especially to women’s dress.

Noun: An untidy woman; a drab.
When was the last time she took a shower? What a driggle-draggle!
White trash people, or people who dress like it's still the 80's. Someone who is draggle can usually be seen wearing skin tight jeans, missing teeth, rockin' a mullet or driving a rotted-out camaro. Draggle usually reside in trailer parks, or 3-deckers in small cities.
Sebastian Bach from Skid Row is so draggle. Britney Spears is so draggle.
draggle by Brandon Sherman September 25, 2007

neuro-defragmentation 

A process that involves the systematic disintegration of the brain, often a consequence of an extremely befuddling statement or assertion, such as an ancient chinese proverb or a sentence in Latin.
Person 1: did I confuse you?
Person 2: yeah i was on the brink of neuro-defragmentation

Person 1: So you say he was trying to listen to classical music whilst watching scuzz and doing a crossword in spanish at the same time?
Person 2: I'm afraid that's the truth, yes.
Person 1: Poor man, looks like a serious case of neuro-defragmentation

defragulated 

When there are Fraggles present in your hard drive and you do a scan disk to clean them all out.
Susie's computer was working slowly but once it was defragulated and all traces of Fraggles were wiped, it worked much faster.
defragulated by Tournikel September 11, 2011

defragmentation 

1.The process of defragmenting your hard drive

2.The gamertag of a bad kid who cheats in Halo 2 on xbox live
Nerd-"the defragmentation process is almost complete"
other guy-"what the fuck are you takling about you crazy crack head"