Person 1: did I confuse you?
Person 2: yeah i was
on the brink of neuro-defragmentation
Person 1: So you say he was trying to listen to
classical music whilst watching scuzz and
doing a crossword in spanish at the same time?
Person 2: I'm afraid that's the truth, yes.
Person 1: Poor man, looks like a serious case of neuro-defragmentation