term used for the procedure undertaken by women attempting to beautify a sleep-alcohol-drug-or-sex-ravaged face; generally applies to women over thirty, but experience is more of a determiner than chronological age
Nancy, who'd had no chance to dehaggle, winced in the morning light as she saw the horror in the eyes of last night's Mr. Right.
White trash people, or people who dress like it's still the 80's. Someone who is draggle can usually be seen wearing skin tight jeans, missing teeth, rockin' a mullet or driving a rotted-out camaro. Draggle usually reside in trailer parks, or 3-deckers in small cities.
Sebastian Bach from Skid Row is so draggle. Britney Spears is so draggle.
A process that involves the systematic disintegration of the brain, often a consequence of an extremely befuddling statement or assertion, such as an ancientchinese proverb or a sentence in Latin.
Person 1: did I confuse you?
Person 2: yeah i was on the brink of neuro-defragmentation
Person 1: So you say he was trying to listen to classical music whilst watching scuzz and doing a crossword in spanish at the same time?
Person 2: I'm afraid that's the truth, yes.
Person 1: Poor man, looks like a serious case of neuro-defragmentation
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.