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neuro-defragmentation 

A process that involves the systematic disintegration of the brain, often a consequence of an extremely befuddling statement or assertion, such as an ancient chinese proverb or a sentence in Latin.
Person 1: did I confuse you?
Person 2: yeah i was on the brink of neuro-defragmentation

Person 1: So you say he was trying to listen to classical music whilst watching scuzz and doing a crossword in spanish at the same time?
Person 2: I'm afraid that's the truth, yes.
Person 1: Poor man, looks like a serious case of neuro-defragmentation

defragmentation 

1.The process of defragmenting your hard drive

2.The gamertag of a bad kid who cheats in Halo 2 on xbox live
Nerd-"the defragmentation process is almost complete"
other guy-"what the fuck are you takling about you crazy crack head"

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008