deever 

1. An unexpected - and generally unwanted - gift or surprise.
2. 10lbs of excrement in a paper sack that has only a 5lb capacity.

Kid: Did you get me the bike I wanted for my birthday?
Dad: No, but I got you a nice, steamy deever.

deever by FischStick April 10, 2009

deever 

DVD (Digital Versatile Disc).

I am going to go watch a deever right now.

deever by Eric Baal November 1, 2001

deever 

Term for DVD (Digital Video Disc) used by losers.

"Out watching Deevers."

deever by Steve November 1, 2001

Deever Dusting 

The act of having a gay prostitute snort coke off your erect penis

This politician really likes deever dusting before he presents ridiculous, unenforceable bills.

Deever Dusting by Thatmightbeme January 27, 2025

Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7

Something Zac from JerryRigEverything says in nearly every YouTube Video. He is known for literally destroying phones for a living with various durability tests. Refers to the Moh's Scale of Hardness, and how strong certain cell phone glass is.

Most cell phone glass scratches at a level 6 on the Moh's Scale of Hardness with more scratches being visible with a level 7 'pick'.

"Glass is glass, and scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7".

Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7 by samsung0804 July 27, 2019

Spank the Deener 

Another euphemism for masturbation, typically use for those who are less endowed than others.

Jack had no dates this weekend so he just stayed home and spank the deener

Spank the Deener by Foxdvd March 21, 2015

Deeker 

Someone who generally doesn't really know what's going on at any given time. Originated at Berkeley High School in California.

P1: Did you see that girl throwing herself at Steve? He was totally missing all the signals
P2: That dude is such a fucking deeker

Deeker by Silty Clay Loam September 17, 2016