1 definition by FischStick

1. An unexpected - and generally unwanted - gift or surprise.
2. 10lbs of excrement in a paper sack that has only a 5lb capacity.
Kid: Did you get me the bike I wanted for my birthday?
Dad: No, but I got you a nice, steamy deever.
by FischStick April 10, 2009
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