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preesho deesho 

slang term (coined by james lashley of klein tx) meaning thank you
here’s your water,

aye yo preesho deesho that brewski
preesho deesho by rebeccahammond12 February 24, 2023
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Being completely obliterated to a maximum extend in which one can neither talk nor walk.
Yo bro why is Rardson’s head in the sink, I don’t know man he looks absolutely Deeshed right now.
Deeshed by Speedybugle February 26, 2020
Deshona is an amazing wife, a wonderful mother, a great friend. she is amazing.
i wish my wife was like deshona
Deshona by D<3T January 31, 2015
Hey, Deeshy could you go to the store for me? DeSean you are getting so big, I remember when you were little Deeshy.
Deeshy by Deeshy September 29, 2010
An adjective used to describe when someone's passed out or their face looks like their nips just got tickled. This can be because an individual is tired or just can't hang with the boys when they send it.
Davis: Come on Woodruff just send it you puss.
Bobs: I can't hang sister, I'm hella deeshed right now.
Deeshed by Davis1326 December 11, 2018
You are a strong person in material matters, determined and knowledgeable. You have a good business ability and are very intelligent . You are a hard worker, steady, a great teacher and practical. These qualities will bring you a position of authority and power. You are honest, a doer, down-to-earth, a great sense of humor, selfless, willing to help others, serious-minded, reliable, and self-disciplined.

You have a good power of concentration. You have an eventful, exciting life, even when things aren’t as you like, you stay positive. You are versatile and have the ability to learn easily. You have the power and ability to chose your own destiny and achieve anything you want in life. You can expand in any direction according to your will and your set of values. You have passion for justice, an inherent courage and endurance to accomplish. With the power comes great responsibility. You are mature, determined and have a great desire to endure. You are a great lover, a wonderful kisser and you know how to satisfy a woman.
Deeson is a great role model, someone to have as your friend.
Deeson by Rynaehope August 28, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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