Definitions by Davis1326

Chauncey

The given chance that an event will take place. Common uses of chanucey include weak, moderate, strong, probable, heavy, light, major, fat, etc.

Gobs: Bro what is the chauncey ur macking that tonight?
Davis: Honestly, probable chauncey on that one she has alright chap.

Chauncey by Davis1326 October 21, 2019

ur ove 

Basically a way to let your boy know he sephed you and that ur not chill right not. Classic "ur ove" is said when one is denied entrance to a party or doesn't get their swig.

Davis: Bro where's my swig I haven't had since this morning?
Bobs: Sorry jahova they didn't fall for South Carolina.
Davis: Ur ove.

ur ove by Davis1326 February 28, 2019

Kolefat 

A derogatory term used to refer to your kas maid. If she is being major dirt, just call that luub a kolefat. This can also be used to refer to the worse version or knockoff of something nice. (Pepsi is the colfat version of Coke)

Davis: Bro I heard ur kolefat took money from ur piggy bank and moved back to Guadalajara.
Bobs: Ya but don't worry we found another kolefat at the bus stop.

Kolefat by Davis1326 February 24, 2019

Deeshed

An adjective used to describe when someone's passed out or their face looks like their nips just got tickled. This can be because an individual is tired or just can't hang with the boys when they send it.

Davis: Come on Woodruff just send it you puss.
Bobs: I can't hang sister, I'm hella deeshed right now.

Deeshed by Davis1326 December 11, 2018

bobs evacuation 

When a girl has to make up a reason to not have sex with a guy after she realizes he has a micropenis. Common bobs evacuations are "I have to attend a funeral" and "my grandma needs more home"

Rachael: So I heard you guys went all the way. How did it go?
Jordy: I thought it was gonna be good but I had to do a bobs evacuation.

bobs evacuation by Davis1326 July 15, 2017