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`nice , trusting , lovable , has a good heart , SEXY , cares about his girlfriend . this is the type of person he is ; &` i always love him no mattter what ♥
you see that desean over there .
Desean by `tifany (: June 11, 2010
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DeSean is the name for the sweetest, God fearing, humble, amazing, SEXY, husband and daddy on the planet!!! He is hard working and TOO kind at times. He loves his wife and his children more than anything and would do ANYTHING for them!!! He is a life long friend to few bc who can you really trust these days and loves life, God, and his family!! HE IS THE MOST AMAZING MAN AND I LOVE HIM FOR LIFE!!!
I met this guy named D and later found out his name was DeSean and was instantly IN LOVE!!!
DeSean by Donkey D's Mama Bear February 3, 2010
My name
Desean is a great guy
Desean by Desean January 18, 2017
A person who plays games alot. Doesn't have no game. He could have the perfect girl but he choose's to fondal with him self. Love Asian girls and rates them a ten. Light skinned for no reason. He's a good kid but mentally confused at times. He's secretly depressed but doesn't realize it yet.
You see how the way that guy acts he acts just like a desean.
Desean by Joeyspark96 February 16, 2018
Broccoli Boy, Tiny Penis Nerd, RUDE, is annoying, always says “i’m at work”, LIAR, CHEATER. Kinda Tall idk, looks like he rolled around in a pile of poopy.
ew that kid “Desean”

DeSean Mcflurry 

DeSean Mcflurry is an urban myth. He is black man from the hood that serves Steph Curry Mcflurries fo' free. He drinks malt liqour and wears gold chains. One thing he hates though is white people. So white people if you see this trick in rolling in yo hood you better cover up or be strapped.
My nigga DeSean Mcflurry got me sauced as AF!!!
DeSean Mcflurry by PhillipD33zNutZ February 3, 2022

DeSean Jackson 

God's gift to wide receivers.
DeSean Jackson doesn't run, he spins the Earth with his feet.

Touchdown DeSean Jackson. <--- You'll hear that alot
DeSean Jackson by Holy Shit I Farted December 21, 2009
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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