klein

n. A pretentious display of superfluous grandiosity.
v. To conspicuously and pretentiously display superfluous grandiosity, especially when socially out of context.
adj. Having the qualities of a pretentious display of superfluous grandiosity.

I'd go on a cruise, but that'd be very klein of me.

by Giant Jerry September 5, 2006

klein

Klein, Andy: noun

The guy who sends little black boys over with flowers for me, and is also known for bringing me iced tea.

Andy Klein is a sweetheart.

by bella June 21, 2004

klein

An old man with nothing better to do than sit home with his old woman and make science tests. He talks like a gameshow host and looks like a retarded horse jockey. Other names for Klein include, captain Klein , commander Klein, and the Kliziner.

Klein is such a douche bag.

by Ralphus April 13, 2004

klein

(N0) A person who leaves a domicile and doesn't close the door behind them.

Stop being a such Klein you son of a bitch its cold out side.

by andy45247 November 27, 2007

klein

A bald man who uses careyistc speech and puts down those dummber than himself. Also a man who has nothing to do but make up vocabualry test so he can make puns.

Mr. Klein enjoys silly puns that interupt the learning process.

by Art Garfunkel July 7, 2004

Kleine

Krauts. A German family name, loved by everyone, they are witty and hilarious, cunning and shrewd, good-looking and unresistable

Jesse Kleine

by #1hunters January 1, 2012

Klein

An all round nice guy. German for small, not a common name. People called this usually are best in sports and smart along with it. Beats anyone called patrick or Louis. Is mega hot, is basically god like. Also a common jewish surname but has nothing to do with people who have it as a first name. :D

Holy shit is that Klein!
Damm Klein, hes so good a everything.
LEts get that bastard, oh wait its Klein!

by pepito23435 August 21, 2012